Reminds me of The Onion article “Desperate vegetarians declare cows are plants”
- Story
- Shoes
- Spam
- Concert
- Beets
- Socks
- 4
- Cheap snacks
- Bourbon
- Library
You’re good until you hear it yell back.
- Tell me a story
- Dice
- Tuna
- Lottery
- Okra
- Socks
- 5
- No commute
- Fried Chicken
- Library
Ok. I will score this tomorrow. I’m still disappointed in the low turnout. 
BUMP
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What do kids often ask to delay going to bed?
1. Read a story 19 -
Something to eat/drink 13
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More TV/video game 7
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Why? 1
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Name something that comes in pairs.
2. shoes 21 -
Socks 10
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pants 5
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Dice 1
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eyeglasses 1
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Gloves 1
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penguins 1
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Name a canned meat you might have in your pantry.
3. Spam/Ham 31 -
Tuna 7
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Corned beef 2
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Name something you have to buy a ticket for.
4. Movie 27 -
Theater/show/concert 7
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lottery 4
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Airplane/travel 2
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Besides cucumbers, name something that is pickled.
5. beets 15 -
Peppers 6
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Cabbage 4
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Eggs 4
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jalapeno 3
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Onion 3
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artichokes 1
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Herring 1
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Okra 1
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Olives 1
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Tomatoes 1
6.What item of clothing do you have the most multiples of in the laundry?
6. socks 29
6. Underwear 8
6. shirts 3
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In your opinion, how many days can you keep a banana before it goes bad?
7. 5 14 -
7 13
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3 4
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4 3
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2 2
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6 2
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10 1
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8 1
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Name something appealing about working from home.
8. no dress code 18 -
No commute 14
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Sleeping in 3
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no co-workers/quiet 2
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Cheap snacks 1
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naps at lunch 1
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set own hours 1
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Tell me something for which Kentucky is famous.
9. Kentucky Derby/horses 16 -
Fried chicken 5
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Coal 1
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Country music 1
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Louisville slugger 1
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In which place are we told to keep quiet?
10. library 33 -
Church 5
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Funeral 1
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museum 1
And the winner is ~~~ drumroll ~~~ Labtrash! :: flings confetti:: I think we’ve got the next Swampbear in the making… Labtrash got 10/10 matches. Thanks for playing, everybody!
**1. Labtrash 446 **
2. panache45 444
3. Spoons 438
4. Thudlow Boink 436
5. Fretful Porpentine 424
6. silenus 414
7. Maus Magill 404
8. Chronos 392
9. Little Nemo 380
9. kenobi 65 380
11. ChockFullOfHeadyGoodness 364
12. gkster 360
12. Leaffan 360
12. Aspidistra 360
15. Biotop 358
15. Calavera 358
17. Bayaker 348
17. Folacin 348
19. emulsified 344
20. Mr. Greenjeans 342
21. Hoopy Frood 340
22. needscoffee 338
23. divemaster 328
24. bibliophage 326
25. Prof. Pepperwinkle 318
26. ekedolphin 316
27. Yllaria 314
28. MadTheSwine 310
29. Baker 306
29. Knowed Out 306
31. Dolores Reborn 300
31. notfrommensa 300
33. Larry Borgia 288
34. Paintcharge 282
35. NDP 276
36. Ike Witt 272
37. FastDan1 250
38. not what you’d expect 242
39. Locrian 218
40. RivkahChaya 198
9 doesn’t include those who said “whisky”. I don’t know if that’s reflected in the score or not.
Number 9 isn’t right. There were multiple answers for bourbon, and it didn’t score.
ETA: Ninjad.
It’s just a cut and paste issue. The actual scores for the people are right.
Bourbon and whisky were combined.
- Tell me something for which Kentucky is famous.
9. Kentucky Derby/horses 16
9. bourbon/whisky 16 - Fried chicken 5
- Coal 1
- Country music 1
- Louisville slugger 1
Right in the middle - not bad!
Thanks for another fun feud!
Top ten!
Down to 25. But thanks for the feud, Dolores!
Stupid bananas…stupid pickled beets…grumble grumble…
7/10 first places, but when I’m off… I’m way off!!
Numba Six!! I feel all Patrick McGoohan-ish.
Thanks, Rebo!
Number 12, not bad considering how low I’ve scored before! Many Thanks Dolores Reborn for running these!
Are pickled beets THAT popular in the US? I mean, I’ve eaten them, but not in probably 30 years. Hot pickled banana peppers was my first choice, but I switched to olives thinking martinis and such.
Wow, came in 2nd AGAIN! So close, but no cigar.
Thanks so much, Dolores.
RivkahChaya and her penguins.
Wow, I thought for sure that Kentucky would sink me, and I was kicking myself for not saying beets, but 8th is a heck of a lot better than I usually do.