# Quarter of...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 5, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620 "2000-04-05T18:55:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/1 "2000-04-05T18:55:00Z")

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a century!

I just wanted to share that today is my 25th birthday! 🙂

Pretty mundane and pointless but oh well.

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That John Denver’s full of shit man!

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**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/2 "2000-04-05T19:00:00Z")

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Happy birthday to you  
Happy birthday to you  
You’re 25 years old today  
Happy birthday to you.

My friend, upon reaching the age of 25, realised in a blow to the ego that she was now, officially, too old to audition for The Real World.

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/3 "2000-04-05T19:14:00Z")

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> [@](#):
>
> Originally posted by Rachelle:  
> \*\*a century!
> 
> I just wanted to share that today is my 25th birthday! 🙂
> 
> Pretty mundane and pointless but oh well.
> 
> NOT mundane and pointless at all! Happy Birthday!!!
> 
> \*\*

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Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/4 "2000-04-05T19:22:00Z")

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Rachelle, you and I share a birthday.

I’m three years younger than you are, though.

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**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/5 "2000-04-05T19:32:00Z")

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22? 25? Keee-rist. I have ulcers older than you ladies.

Happy birthdays anyway.

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**Author:** ![Elenfair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/cc9497/32.png) [@Elenfair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elenfair)\
**Post date:** [April 5, 2000, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/6 "2000-04-05T19:33:00Z")

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Happy birffday.

🙂

E.

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“Black holes were created when God divided by 0” ~Wally

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/7 "2000-04-06T06:46:00Z")

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Rachelle and Drain Bead:

Happy, Happy Birthday!!  
Happy, Happy Birthday!!

And many more… 🙂 🙂 🙂

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You are more than a human being, you are a human becoming.  
Og Mandino

That’s my name, not a description. I am neither purple nor a bear. Okay, so I’m purple.\<a true Wally original!\>

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/8 "2000-04-06T06:51:00Z")

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Both of your parents did a fine job…

Happy b-day you two.

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Take care.

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**Author:** ![Chrome\_Toaster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ebca7d/32.png) [@Chrome\_Toaster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chrome_Toaster)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/9 "2000-04-06T06:58:00Z")

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Sorry that by now it’s late, ladies, but happy birthday to both of you!!  
(I didn’t read this earlier, because I suspected it was one of those “quarter of/quarter till” debates!)

Aries women Rule!

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/10 "2000-04-06T06:59:00Z")

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Happy Birthdays to both of you!

When you get to be my age, you tend not to adverise them (figure I can stay 34 a couple more years if I _forget_ a few)

~Bo~

[http://www.spacestar.net/users/flattum/horsie.gif](http://www.spacestar.net/users/flattum/horsie.gif)

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**Author:** ![Hanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b3f665/32.png) [@Hanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hanna)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 7:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/11 "2000-04-06T07:01:00Z")

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Of course I meant _advertise_…the mind is the first to go…

~Bo~

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**Author:** ![AWB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AWB)\
**Post date:** [April 6, 2000, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/12 "2000-04-06T12:03:00Z")

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But don’t expect anything special when you’re a third of a century. Nobody figures out when 4 months after your 33rd birthday is.

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Wrong thinking is punished, right thinking is just as swiftly rewarded. You’ll find it an effective combination.

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**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/13 "2000-04-07T23:39:00Z")

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\< Vestal shakes his head in mock sorrow \>

Oh, you _pups!_

Happy birthday!

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VB

Some people say that cats are sneaky, evil, and cruel. True, and they have many other fine qualities as well.

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [April 7, 2000, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quarter-of/15620/14 "2000-04-07T08:40:00Z")

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Happy birthday to both of you, and may you have many more to come.

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Hand me that wrench. No, the one that looks like a hammer.  
Sig Courtesy of Walley
