# Queen Pepper Mill

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 29, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658 "2016-06-29T01:04:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658/1 "2016-06-29T01:04:07Z")

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In less than 15 minutes, Pepper Mill, as a result of sending money to the folks at Cards Against Humanity, will be sovereign over a really small portion of Great Britain. I think this is not affected by Brexit.

I will be on hand to protect her from Dragons and Faceless Men.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658/2 "2016-06-29T01:07:10Z")

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She’s registered as **Queen Jill the Chaotic Good**.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658/3 "2016-06-29T01:23:59Z")

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Her rule is now over.

Her decrees:

1.) All Kitties and Puppies will be petted the entire time of her rule (we obeyed this)

2.) Anyone can eat whatever they want during her rule (but we’d already finished eating.

3.) No snoring. (This will weigh heavily on me tonight. But I intend to point out that her rule is over.)  
She was not assassinated by Dragons, Faceless Men, poison, or vengeful queens with wildfire. I take this as a positive sign.

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**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658/4 "2016-06-29T14:29:46Z")

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Congratulations to **Queen Jill the Chaotic Good** on her brief and happy reign! And congratulations to you for protecting her so successfully! Huzzah!

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**Author:** ![Quercus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/7ab992/32.png) [@Quercus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quercus)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658/5 "2016-06-29T17:28:40Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Her rule is now over.
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> She was not assassinated by Dragons, Faceless Men, poison, or vengeful queens with wildfire. I take this as a positive sign.

Well, then, what was she assassinated by?

[I expect an answer based on an existing or suggested Card Against Humanity…]

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**Author:** ![boffking](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/858c86/32.png) [@boffking](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/boffking)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2016, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queen-pepper-mill/758658/6 "2016-06-29T17:38:16Z")

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Which package was this part of? I think I missed the promo, but can you still get the cards?