# Queer Dopefest 2006:  Chez Matt\_mcl

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 25, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639 "2001-10-25T20:37:55Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/1 "2001-10-25T20:37:55Z")

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Today in Johannesburg, Gay Games Federation [announced](http://www.gaygames.com/en/media/index.htm) that Games VII/2006 will take place in Montreal, which beat out Atlanta, Chicago and Los Angeles.

So, Matt, how’s your apartment lookin :D?

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**Author:** ![SuaSponte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/67e7ee/32.png) [@SuaSponte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuaSponte)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/2 "2001-10-25T20:41:48Z")

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I thought I was pretty well informed about the Gay Sub-culture[sup]TM[/sup], but I had absolutely no idea that y’all used a different calendar.

Sua

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/3 "2001-10-25T21:05:33Z")

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Damn! You young’ns plan so far in advance.

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**Author:** ![OxyMoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e9a140/32.png) [@OxyMoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OxyMoron)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/4 "2001-10-25T21:37:57Z")

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Sua, 😕 huh? D’ye mean the Games VII/2006? Sort of like the XXV Olmpiad-2004, except, of course, we don’t have a nice fancy word like Olympiad (as you may have heard, Olympiad is, um, not an option for us). 🙂

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**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/5 "2001-10-26T00:27:09Z")

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I’ll try my best to become a good lesbian before then so I can come.  
Unless you’re ok with a breeder. 😉

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**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/6 "2001-10-26T01:12:37Z")

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Félicitations, Montréal!

Hey Matt, can my swim team stay at your place?

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**Author:** ![whistlepig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/73ab20/32.png) [@whistlepig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whistlepig)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/7 "2001-10-26T02:22:20Z")

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Matt, can I get floor space? I’m not gay, Canadian or athletic, but it sound like a great party!

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/8 "2001-10-26T03:08:13Z")

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Grandfather: you might not appreciate the rent 🙂

Well, good. Montreal won, as I was expecting. I suppose they figured out it’s not a good idea to have the Gay Games in a country that doesn’t let HIV-positive people in!

But I’m not gloating. I just hope it costs less than the last Olympics. They won’t have to build a stadium, for one thing.

That reminds me of the mental image I got - you Montreal dopers will appreciate this: picture the Phelps klan come up to Montreal to protest the gay games. They’re all arrayed out just beneath the Olympic Stadium. Which then chooses that moment to finally collapse 😃

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**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/9 "2001-10-26T04:26:41Z")

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Is it true that drag racing is a demonstration sport for this Olympics?

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**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/10 "2001-10-26T04:34:28Z")

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It does make biathlete sound different, doesn’t it?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/11 "2001-10-26T11:56:43Z")

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“That’s not the baton, but don’t let go!”

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2001, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/12 "2001-10-26T12:15:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by astro \*  
> Is it true that drag racing is a demonstration sport for this Olympics?

I’m not sure but I _think_ synchronised rimming made it in this time. Ho Ho…

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/13 "2001-11-07T10:56:31Z")

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And let’s not forget Gaylaxicon, the annual GLBT science fiction convention, will be hosted by Yours Truly in 2004 in San Diego.

Plan ahead for those international trips! 😃

Esprix

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/14 "2001-11-07T16:21:09Z")

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Since when is the Clean & Jerk a team sport?

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**Author:** ![Playdeaux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e99b99/32.png) [@Playdeaux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Playdeaux)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/queer-dopefest-2006-chez-matt_mcl/89639/15 "2001-11-07T18:00:38Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by OxyMoron \*  
> **Today in Johannesburg, Gay Games Federation [announced](http://www.gaygames.com/en/media/index.htm) that Games VII/2006 will take place in Montreal, which beat out Atlanta, Chicago and Los Angeles.**

Geez, I didn’t even know there _was_ such a thing. Can I still keep my collection of Melissa & Indigo Girls?
