# Quest for the world's most boring title ever

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quest-for-the-worlds-most-boring-title-ever/647557>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 17, 2013, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quest-for-the-worlds-most-boring-title-ever/647557 "2013-01-17T22:31:33Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quest-for-the-worlds-most-boring-title-ever/647557/41 "2013-01-23T20:15:51Z")

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BigTverysecretfile.word

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**Author:** ![Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e47c2d/32.png) [@Hershele\_Ostropoler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hershele_Ostropoler)\
**Post date:** [January 23, 2013, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quest-for-the-worlds-most-boring-title-ever/647557/42 "2013-01-23T22:41:37Z")

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> [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](#):
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> I would open this one up just to learn what it means.

I used to use “Chinese Democracy” as a folder name that deliberately didn’t reflect the contents but then that was actually released

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**Author:** ![Colophon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f05b48/32.png) [@Colophon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colophon)\
**Post date:** [January 24, 2013, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/quest-for-the-worlds-most-boring-title-ever/647557/43 "2013-01-24T12:42:00Z")

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> [@Shagnasty](#):
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> I would get it tattooed on my dick if I were you. That way, when you are old and senile, you can have a chance of remembering what that list was about in the first place. The only problem with that is if you are worried about your future urologist asking you who in the hell ‘Cherry’ and ‘Lexus’ are.

“What’s that Doc, why does it say ‘Syphilis’ on my knob? Give me a sec and you’ll see it’s actually ‘Sybil, Philippa, Lisa…’” 😛

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