# Question about Chris Rock's Top Five (spoiler)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-chris-rocks-top-five-spoiler/708509>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 30, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-chris-rocks-top-five-spoiler/708509 "2014-12-30T04:45:44Z")\
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**Author:** ![alfonzos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4bbf92/32.png) [@alfonzos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alfonzos)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-chris-rocks-top-five-spoiler/708509/1 "2014-12-30T04:45:44Z")

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As an act of revenge a woman soaks a tampon with hot sauce and shoves it up her boyfriend’s anus causing him great discomfort. Would that action really cause the victim such pain?

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-chris-rocks-top-five-spoiler/708509/2 "2014-12-30T04:50:56Z")

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> [@alfonzos](#):
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> As an act of revenge a woman soaks a tampon with hot sauce and shoves it up her boyfriend’s anus causing him great discomfort. Would that action really cause the victim such pain?

Have you ever eaten really spicy food and had it burn your anus on the way out the next day? I imagine a dab of hot sauce on my anus would cause me some amount of discomfort never mind the added difficulties of having a tampon shoved up my ass.

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**Author:** ![scabpicker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scabpicker/32/8268_2.png) [@scabpicker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scabpicker)\
**Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-chris-rocks-top-five-spoiler/708509/3 "2014-12-30T05:24:04Z")

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I’d imagine it would. Capsaicin doesn’t care where that tender flesh is.
