# Question about Features

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [May 5, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493 "2006-05-05T02:40:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/1 "2006-05-05T02:40:22Z")

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The website I play poker on (for pretend money, of course), has a feature that allows you to keep notes on the players you meet. I know next to nothing about vbulletin, or features that are available, but is there any chance of a feature like this being available for posters.

Personally, I suck at keeping track of the posters I run into on the boards, and I’d love a feature that lets me put a “Funny as hell” note or “Couldn’t argue way out of a paper bag” note, or even “troll” next to a name of a poster.

I’d also like a pony if you can swing that.

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/2 "2006-05-05T02:57:25Z")

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I have seen this as an add-on hack for vB (“hack” is what the community calls it; despite the negative implications, most vB hacks are quite good and useful feature modifications or enhancements). I do not believe it is part of the latest vB software.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/3 "2006-05-05T03:04:16Z")

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Might take it under advisement when we upgrade, still to be determined.

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**Author:** ![aldiboronti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc348/32.png) [@aldiboronti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aldiboronti)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/4 "2006-05-05T14:08:35Z")

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The best new feature in the 3.5x versions is the plugin system that means any modifications (‘hacks’) made by users to the software can be protected against future upgrades.

This [wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VBulletin) lists the changes from 3.0x to 3.5x.

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**Author:** ![Hamlet](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hamlet/32/2818_2.png) [@Hamlet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamlet)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/5 "2006-05-05T14:17:09Z")

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[QUOTE=TubaDiva]  
Might take it under advisement when we upgrade, still to be determined.  
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The extra feature, or the pony?

Thanks.

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**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/6 "2006-05-05T15:14:53Z")

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Always dream big, Hamlet.

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/7 "2006-05-05T22:09:07Z")

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[QUOTE=Hamlet]  
Personally, I suck at keeping track of the posters I run into on the boards, and I’d love a feature that lets me put a “Funny as hell” note or “Couldn’t argue way out of a paper bag” note, or even “troll” next to a name of a poster.  
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and to _really_ help you out, I could actually input the data **for** you.  
😃

(I’ll take a brown pony while they’re taking orders, btw)

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/8 "2006-05-06T02:22:07Z")

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[QUOTE=aldiboronti]  
The best new feature in the 3.5x versions is the plugin system that means any modifications (‘hacks’) made by users to the software can be protected against future upgrades.

This [wiki](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VBulletin) lists the changes from 3.0x to 3.5x.  
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Now THAT sounds like a great feature.

And I get first dibs on any ponies that are being handed out.

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/9 "2006-05-06T12:36:18Z")

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If wishes were [del]horses[/del] ponies, we’d all be eatin’ steak.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/10 "2006-05-06T13:40:04Z")

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[QUOTE=SkipMagic]  
If wishes were [del]horses[/del] ponies, we’d all be eatin’ steak.  
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“Pony Steak”, Ewwww!!!. You have some strange taste in food Skip.

Jim

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**Author:** ![vetbridge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5e925/32.png) [@vetbridge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vetbridge)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/11 "2006-05-06T13:52:52Z")

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Mmmmm. Filet de Flicka!

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**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/12 "2006-05-06T15:26:03Z")

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It would be a very useful feature - I can never remember if it’s **Lynn** or **Tuba** that I’m supposed to send the bribes of chocolate to.  
And which one gets the bribes of liquor and male strippers. I’d hate to mix them up.  
Oh, and I want a black pony with a white spot on its head.

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**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/13 "2006-05-06T18:44:53Z")

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Filet de filly!

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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-features/355493/14 "2006-05-06T19:20:12Z")

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I forgot to mention - I’ll need a few more accessories for the pony - a stable, preferably white with light blue trim, a stable boy (specs on request), lifetime supply of hay and straw, of course. Let me know when I can anticipate delivery.
