# Question about socks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 2, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032 "2003-11-02T21:21:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/21 "2003-11-04T01:19:39Z")

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I appreciate this thread, for at least now I know that **IDBB** / **MetalHairMaven** is gone.

Fortunately, too, the posting style is pretty unique, (hey **Fenris** are those try outs still going on???), so she’s difficult to miss.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/22 "2003-11-04T01:52:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rabid\_Squirrel \*  
> \*\ ***The Great Unwashed Sock** would make a great username. \*\*

So would **The Great Unwashed Dish** ,

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/23 "2003-11-04T02:08:41Z")

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Actually, um, I thought that **Metal Maven** was a NAME CHANGE, not a sock for **IDBB**.

Oh well.

This thread reminds me-I REALLY need new socks. Most of mine have holes in them-my feet sweat so damn much!

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**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/24 "2003-11-04T02:25:07Z")

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Huh. I thought everyone was talking about [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=221246) thread.

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**Author:** ![Melandry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Melandry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melandry)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/25 "2003-11-04T02:47:30Z")

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In addition to the name change, she also had a sock. But I am too timid to say its name, lest this turn out to be frowned upon by the mods. However, this thread contains all the information one would need to figure out who the sock was.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/26 "2003-11-04T05:09:46Z")

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Sock monkeys are cool.

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/27 "2003-11-04T05:19:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Melandry \*  
> \*\*In addition to the name change, she also had a sock. But I am too timid to say its name, lest this turn out to be frowned upon by the mods. However, this thread contains all the information one would need to figure out who the sock was. \*\*

I knew that. I just thought someone said she had more than one sock.

What was the point in her having one in the first place?

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**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/28 "2003-11-04T06:44:32Z")

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> _Originally posted by bobkitty \*  
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> In [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=220926) we have a poster admitting to having and using a sock._\*

You know, when I read this, I thought this was going to be a thread about acts of sexual desperation.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/29 "2003-11-04T11:16:49Z")

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[obscure possibly mis-remembered pop-culture reference]

All of this is reminding me of the “sea urchin” chapter from Carolyn Haywood’s _Eddie and Annie Pat_.

[/obscure possibly mis-remembered pop-culture reference]

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**Author:** ![fessie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@fessie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fessie)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/30 "2003-11-04T22:08:56Z")

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No, I don’t think it’s really necessary to wear matching socks. Either buy all your pairs in one color, or just mix 'n match and be done with it. Life’s far too short for sock sorting. My socks haven’t matched in years.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/31 "2003-11-04T23:08:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by fessie \*  
> \*\*My socks haven’t matched in years. \*\*

Mine have.

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**Author:** ![The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_great_unwashed/32/4791_2.png) [@The\_Great\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Great_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [November 4, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/32 "2003-11-04T23:09:38Z")

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No we haven’t!

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/33 "2003-11-05T17:59:47Z")

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Heavens, people! Think of the argyles!

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2003, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/34 "2003-11-05T19:11:04Z")

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Wow. I can’t believe that her sock was… her sock.

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**Author:** ![bobkitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c67d28/32.png) [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/35 "2003-11-06T01:45:30Z")

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First off… my apologies to **Dex** for the appearance of a rant. I didn’t intend for my post to be taken that way, or for it to appear that I was questioning the mods; apparently I didn’t phrase my question clearly enough. I wasn’t interested so much in _why_ the sock issue hadn’t been addressed, but rather “Are there situations in which having a sock does not result in the banning of the individual?” Clearly there have been such instances in the past, but (as pointed out in the OP) these situations were far removed from the cited one, and I was wondering where that line was. And really, my question was answered more with this comment

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> Sometimes there are behind-the-scenes discussions amongst the Mods, that we do not want aired to protect the privacy of the members (or the former members.)

than anything else. So thank you. (and really, I mean that sincerely.)

Secondly… my very first moved thread! I’m so proud! 😃

Thirdly… to address **Guin’s** question- I’m assuming that the reason had something to do with what I alluded to in the OP- My only thought is that this particular poster has had one name change already, and decided to circumvent the system (and possibly the members) by creating a sock. But considering the individual in question, there’s likely no way of ever being able to tell.

Fourthly… no, it is not necessary to wear matching socks. But at least make sure they’re not full of holes. Or smelly. No one likes smelly socks.

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**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/36 "2003-11-06T01:52:00Z")

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One hole, however, is fine. Just fold up the bottom of the sock to cover the hole, and tuck it in between your toes. Presto, a new sock.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/37 "2003-11-06T05:35:05Z")

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Sadly, I recall being sufficiently cheap (read: poor) that minor sock holes were met with stichery, so as to maximize sock mileage. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b38774/32.png) [@Hot\_Buttered\_Toast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hot_Buttered_Toast)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/38 "2003-11-06T05:43:28Z")

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I was once told that white socks do not go with black pants. Why? Is there a particular reason for this or something?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/39 "2003-11-06T06:03:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by danceswithcats \*  
> \*\*Sadly, I recall being sufficiently cheap (read: poor) that minor sock holes were met with stichery, so as to maximize sock mileage. :rolleyes: \*\*

I remember buying socks by the dozen, in the same color, so that I’d have a better chance of having a matching pair. I’ve been known to darn socks and other garments, too.

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**Author:** ![AwSnappity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a3d4f5/32.png) [@AwSnappity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AwSnappity)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2003, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-about-socks/211032/40 "2003-11-06T06:07:48Z")

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> \*Originally posted by dantheman \*  
> **One hole, however, is fine.\<snip\>**

Your sock only has one hole?

How do you get your foot in?

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