# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/181 "2003-04-18T20:10:38Z")
Q: How does Rush Limbaugh make a snowcone? A: It hit me in the side of the head. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/182 "2003-04-18T20:11:29Z")
Q: How does Genesis get the order wrong? A: 867-5309 ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/183 "2003-04-18T20:13:54Z")
Damn simulposts! Trying again: Q: Do you have Jenny’s phone number? A: It hit me in the side of the head. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/184 "2003-04-18T20:16:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by carrot \* > \*\*Q: What is George Bush’s idea of a good time? > > A: Bill O’Reilly in a négligée. \*\* Another one that works pretty good on its own. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/185 "2003-04-18T20:18:58Z")
Q: What happened to my strap-on? A: Beer and Grape Nuts cereal. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/186 "2003-04-18T20:20:45Z")
Q: What are the two least expected ingredients of pate de foie gras? A: Fly me to the moon. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/187 "2003-04-18T20:24:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Diogenes the Cynic \* > \*\*Another one that works pretty good on its own. 😃 \*\* Well, that _was_ the idea… 😉 Q: What can you do for two hundred dollars? A: A half gallon of motor oil. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/188 "2003-04-18T20:25:22Z")
Q: What do you eat in the morning after a night of kinky sex? A: J.R.R. Tolkien, Shakespeare, and Edgar Allen Poe. ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/189 "2003-04-18T20:33:05Z")
Q: Who writes the Iraqi Information Minister’s material? A: Saddam’s goat. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/190 "2003-04-18T20:42:02Z")
Q: What backs it’s butt up to the fence when Saddam approaches? A: Only once if you do it right. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/191 "2003-04-18T20:47:29Z")
Q: How many times a night do you adjust your strap-on? A: It’s not what you know, it’s who you know. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 18, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/192 "2003-04-18T21:12:16Z")
Q: How do you become a Straight Dope Moderator? A: Shave off all your hair, and wear a pair of falsies. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/193 "2003-04-19T17:10:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bippy the Beardless \* > \*\*Q: How do you become a Straight Dope Moderator? > > A: Shave off all your hair, and wear a pair of falsies. \*\* That one works well together! – I see you’ve seen the Mod. Application Packet already! 😃 Q: How can you do a drag imitation of Sinead O’Connor? A: Some say love is like a razor that leaves your heart to bleed. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/194 "2003-04-19T17:21:25Z")
Q: Why are you hemoraging from your chest? A: I had a bad run-in with Thomas Kinkade. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/195 "2003-04-19T19:51:36Z")
Q: What are you doing in that frame, and why are you stuck in the mall? A: An orange stick for my goats. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/196 "2003-04-19T20:26:01Z")
Q: What kind of gum do want? A: Grits, country music and Nascar. ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/197 "2003-04-19T21:14:13Z")
Q: what comes out of saddam’s ass? Play as he spends quality time with his goat? Immitates as he sees BinLaden bend over? ---
**Author:** ![Capcha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Capcha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Capcha)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/198 "2003-04-19T21:15:41Z")
oups A: a green, slimy hand ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [April 19, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/199 "2003-04-19T21:44:47Z")
that one is so easy… Q: What just came out of Miss Piggy A: Pit bulls with conjunctivitis ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/200 "2003-04-20T01:54:44Z")
Q: What did the SDMB hampster’s look like just before they died yesterday? A: If you build it they will come. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=9) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=11)