# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/201 "2003-04-20T02:21:30Z")
Q: Should I build a bordello? A: Let there be light. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 3:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/202 "2003-04-20T15:50:02Z")
Q: What do vampires not want to hear? A: If Clifton Chenier can do it, why can’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/203 "2003-04-20T16:04:29Z")
Q: What does Section 18 of the State Penal Code forbid **Governor Quinn** to do? A: [rul=“[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=178163](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=178163)”]Arkansas, Home of the World’s Biggest Asshole ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/204 "2003-04-20T16:04:38Z")
Q: What does Section 18 of the State Penal Code forbid **Governor Quinn** to do? A: [Arkansas, Home of the World’s Biggest Asshole](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=178163) ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/205 "2003-04-20T16:52:40Z")
Q: What is Clinton’s legacy? (jk) A: Trampled by Elvis ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/206 "2003-04-20T18:13:04Z")
Q: How did four of Elvis Presley’s bodyguards die when they were bocking the salad bar at Denny’s? A: He lives in a pineapple under the sea. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/207 "2003-04-20T20:58:37Z")
Q: Where did Judge Crater disappear to, anyway? A: A lamb without spot, bitter herbs, unleavened bread, and an empty plate for Elijah. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/208 "2003-04-20T23:44:21Z")
Q: What does the LOTR cast deserve? A: Well, it doesn’t stink. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 20, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/209 "2003-04-20T23:57:51Z")
Q: What’s the deal with that new improved army chow? A: Tricksy Hobbitses! ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/210 "2003-04-21T00:17:40Z")
Q: What do you think of new cologne? A: Saddam and a bucket of mud. ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/211 "2003-04-21T00:19:34Z")
slow server ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/212 "2003-04-21T00:23:07Z")
Q: What do you call hookers from the Shire? A: Saddam and a bucket of mud. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 6:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/213 "2003-04-21T06:28:36Z")
Q: What are two things you can fit in a bucket? A: Stupid poetic justice. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/214 "2003-04-21T07:51:18Z")
rather macabre… Q: How did Wilfred Owen die? A: Diogenes the Cynic wants to make this a very long thread. ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/215 "2003-04-21T08:19:54Z")
Q: Why am I sitting here at 3:22 am posting a question? A: Written on the wind ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/216 "2003-04-21T15:44:21Z")
Q: How are **lieu** ’s posts created? A: It’s long, it’s hard, and it keeps you up at night. ---
**Author:** ![acrossthesea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/838e76/32.png) [@acrossthesea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/acrossthesea)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/217 "2003-04-21T16:31:12Z")
Q: How would the average horny male advertise their penis as being? A: Allison is sleeping. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/218 "2003-04-21T17:58:47Z")
Q: Why is Margo the Hooker answering the kinky phone sex 900 number? A: “Do justice, love mercy, and walk humbly with thy God.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/219 "2003-04-21T19:12:16Z")
Q: What’s on your cattle brand? A: I think I saw it in a fondue pot. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/220 "2003-04-21T19:59:31Z")
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