# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/221 "2003-04-21T20:02:21Z")
Q: Now where did I put my llama? A: Five llamas, thirteen elephants, three goats and one baby zebra wearing a beret. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Marko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/58956e/32.png) [@El\_Marko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Marko)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/222 "2003-04-21T20:05:25Z")
the curse of the simulposts strikes again! _responds to Bippy’s last_ Q: What was the Wizard’s response when the scarecrow argued for a new brain? A:Five llamas, thirteen elephants, three goats, a miniature giant space hampster and one baby zebra wearing a beret. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/223 "2003-04-21T20:22:10Z")
Q: Do you have any fantasies? A: Donuts in the squad car. ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/224 "2003-04-21T20:28:47Z")
Q: What did the cop do during the blizzard? A: I could tell you, but then I’d have to kill you. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/225 "2003-04-21T21:12:08Z")
Q. What’s the big deal about Jack Kevorkian, anyhow? A. I’ve seen smaller, but not without magnification. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/226 "2003-04-21T22:07:19Z")
Q: What did you think of the Full Monty on Ice winter specatacular? A: Size really does matter. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/227 "2003-04-21T23:00:49Z")
Q: What’s the General Sherman Tree’s personal motto? A: Two slinky ferrets and a large jar of clover honey ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/228 "2003-04-21T23:15:36Z")
Q: How well does Size Carpet’s make thier mats? A: two, but only after thee. ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/229 "2003-04-21T23:15:52Z")
Q: How well does Size Carpet’s make thier mats? A: two, but only after three. ---
**Author:** ![ILENSER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/977dab/32.png) [@ILENSER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ILENSER)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/230 "2003-04-21T23:19:35Z")
hell with it, server is crap ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/231 "2003-04-21T23:20:52Z")
Q: How many times should I have kinky sex on Easter Sunday? A: Double it and add thirty. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/232 "2003-04-21T23:24:36Z")
Q: Are you my age? A: Because the birds are chirping. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 21, 2003, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/233 "2003-04-21T23:30:14Z")
Q: How can you tell the restroom is safe after **lieu** used it? A: It’s a case of, six of one, and half a dozen of the other. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/234 "2003-04-23T23:16:25Z")
Q: How do you make an assortment of 12 donuts? A: Ask Earl Anthony. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2003, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/235 "2003-04-23T23:44:34Z")
– phew, I thought I’d broken this thread, doesn’t the phrase six of one, and half a dozen of the other mean anything to Americans? Q: Whom should we invite to the kinky sex party? A: You could poke an eye out with that. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/236 "2003-04-24T00:12:59Z")
Q: Aren’t you Ron Jeremy? A: Twenty-five bong hits and case of Molsen Golden. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/237 "2003-04-24T00:24:41Z")
Q: What’s a quality night at Bruce\_Daddy’s on a Friday night? A: White, green and red. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/238 "2003-04-24T00:36:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*Q: What’s a quality night at Bruce\_Daddy’s on a Friday night? > > A: White, green and red. \*\* Damn Budweisers, let’s try again: Q: What’s a quality Friday night at Bruce\_Daddy’s? A: White, green and red. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/239 "2003-04-24T00:39:47Z")
Q: Describe George Bush, a bush, and anti-Bush. A: Personality and individual differences. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/240 "2003-04-24T00:43:43Z")
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