# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 13
**Author:** ![Eman\_Bruin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Eman\_Bruin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eman_Bruin)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/241 "2003-04-24T00:48:23Z")
Q: What were the last words heard in Jonestown? A: My left hand, then my right. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/242 "2003-04-24T00:49:39Z")
Q: What feels like a stranger, then familiar? A: Because I said so!!! ---
**Author:** ![Mines\_Mystique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mines\_Mystique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mines_Mystique)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/243 "2003-04-24T01:12:55Z")
Q: Why do I have to have kinky sex? A: Fjords ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/244 "2003-04-24T01:16:46Z")
Q: What’s the worst car made in Ajmerica? A: Inside, outside and all around. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/245 "2003-04-24T01:19:18Z")
Q: Where’s the best place to have sex in winter? A: Cowboy boots, chaps, and a Stetson. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/246 "2003-04-24T01:22:27Z")
Q: Aren’t we supposed to be answering the previous post’s question? A: In my car. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/247 "2003-04-24T01:27:06Z")
Q: Where would be the best place for Laurie Dhue to be right now? A: About 7. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/248 "2003-04-24T01:30:46Z")
Q: How many inches is satisfactory? A: 2 bottles of cheap wine (Lobsang: I did answer the previous post’s question!) ---
**Author:** ![Mines\_Mystique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mines\_Mystique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mines_Mystique)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/249 "2003-04-24T01:32:05Z")
Q: How many hamsters in pink tutus just went by? A: Dick, Tom, and Harry. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/250 "2003-04-24T01:33:57Z")
Q: (I shall succeed in compromising the double post) Does anyone have a good recipe for a size 10 hangover. A: Midgets. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/251 "2003-04-24T01:34:25Z")
Q: OK, darling, I know you’ve been having an affair… but who with? A: Take the elevator. ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/252 "2003-04-24T01:39:17Z")
Q: Who stole my apple?! A: the piano delivery woman. (I didn’t mean you **samarm** ) ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/253 "2003-04-24T01:57:14Z")
Q: In a mud-pit, who should an operatic soprano wrestle? A: Dr. Evil. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/254 "2003-04-24T02:02:03Z")
Q: I happen to have a crate of sharks with freakin’ lasers on their heads. Any ideas? A: Dale Earnhardt. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/255 "2003-04-24T06:52:50Z")
Q: In the Warner Bros. cartoon characters NASCAR series, who is the biggest rival of Chip Bodine? A: Bikini bottoms ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/256 "2003-04-24T06:59:40Z")
Q: What was the newspaper headline when swimwear stocks crashed on the market? A: And Jill came tumbling down. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/257 "2003-04-24T12:13:36Z")
Q: Did you really try roof jumping? A: Twist to open. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/258 "2003-04-24T12:57:44Z")
How do I get in Chubby Checker’s coffin? ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/259 "2003-04-24T12:58:47Z")
crap crap crap. “Sorry! The administrator has specified that users can only post one message every 60 seconds.” A: He’s an idiot! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2003, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/260 "2003-04-24T14:47:36Z")
Q: What does Scott Peterson’s lawyer think of his client? A: These pretzels are making me thirsty. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=12) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=14)