# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 17
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/321 "2003-04-28T17:46:05Z")
Q What do you call the point of orgasm for a masochist? A: If I hadn’t the world would have come to an end! ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/322 "2003-04-28T18:16:38Z")
Q: Why’d you take that Valium? A: Page 533 of the Sears & Roebuck catelog. ---
**Author:** ![carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9de0a6/32.png) [@carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carrot)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/323 "2003-04-28T18:27:34Z")
Q: Why, what did **you** use to wipe? A: Not _raw_. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/324 "2003-04-28T18:29:51Z")
Q. Where’d you get that case of leprosy? A. Just during the summer. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/325 "2003-04-28T18:38:58Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Not raw. Q: Want to see a picture of my grandmom? A: Made me want to turn my head and cough. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/326 "2003-04-28T18:45:24Z")
Q: When does 'beast smell like a yak? A: Depends™ brand adult incontinence aid ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/327 "2003-04-28T18:48:57Z")
D’oh!! stacking posts suck! Please disregard this and my prior offering ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/328 "2003-04-28T18:53:01Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Made me want to turn my head and cough. Q: whaddaya think of the 'beast’s cologne A: Depends™ brand adult incontinence aid ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/329 "2003-04-28T19:21:42Z")
Q. What did you mean when you said “depends” when I asked what you crotch smelled like? A. Two by four and six in the hole ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/330 "2003-04-28T19:27:22Z")
Q: What are you using to get those gnus to go into that posthole? and, by the way… how many ya got in there? A: a jade dragon ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/331 "2003-04-28T19:29:23Z")
Q: What’d the lumberjack give you? A: Grant’s Tomb. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/332 "2003-04-28T19:30:59Z")
Q: What does Scope make your breath like? A: Grant’s Tomb. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/333 "2003-04-28T19:49:45Z")
Q. What comes after “Grant’s Thumb” in the dictionary? A. I was looking for sympathy. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/334 "2003-04-28T21:18:15Z")
Q: Why is your location Deep South, y’all ? A: Autoerotic stimulation. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/335 "2003-04-28T21:42:01Z")
Q: I seem to recall Bippy was an Olympic Athlete… do you know what sport Bippy competed in? A: totem pole ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/336 "2003-04-28T23:02:23Z")
Q: How did the female Olympic judge describe Bippys achievement? A: Some things are better left unspoken. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/337 "2003-04-28T23:07:18Z")
Q: Daddy, why are you sitting on a donut pillow? A: Socks and peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/338 "2003-04-28T23:09:20Z")
Q: What’s on my grocery list? A: Eww, Ben Affleck spooge! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/339 "2003-04-28T23:21:44Z")
Q: What makes Matt Damon’s hair smell so good? A: Drip, drip, drip, splosh. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/340 "2003-04-28T23:33:34Z")
Q: How did the girl rate the losers in the dating line-up? A: That does not compute. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=16) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=18)