# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 18
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/341 "2003-04-29T00:14:15Z")
Q: aasna… put the poodle down… and back. away. slowly… A: buggers can’t be choosers ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/342 "2003-04-29T01:17:01Z")
Q: What do opponents of gay adoption in the UK use as an arguement? A: Smoking on a night train, chewing on a jelly roll, and deciding that one should have a plan when they rob banks. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/343 "2003-04-29T02:15:37Z")
Q: What is the least requested jazz classic of all time? A: Vanilla Coke ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/344 "2003-04-29T03:34:10Z")
Q: What should you not take if a hippie offers it to you? A: You’re my sugarplum, honeybun, pumpy-umpy-umpkin; you’re my sweetiepie. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/345 "2003-04-29T04:00:41Z")
Q: What was your fiancé’s wedding vow after downing those 10 vicodin? A: It can be done, but it won’t be cheap ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/346 "2003-04-29T04:03:34Z")
Q: Can Michael Jackson’s face be returned to it’s original condition? A: A kiss on the cheek and a little sugar. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/347 "2003-04-29T04:07:29Z")
Q: What’s the cure for a sore ass? A: Gross. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/348 "2003-04-29T04:27:28Z")
Q: What word describes 144 pictures of a naked great-grandmother in “seductive” poses? A: Naked mole rats and star-nosed shrews ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/349 "2003-04-29T04:28:38Z")
Q: Can you give me a word that both descibes Michael Jackson’s face and tells how many plastic surgeries he’s had? A: I rubbed it until it was raw but nothing came out. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/350 "2003-04-29T04:30:51Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Naked mole rats and star-nosed shrews Q: What was Richard Gere buying at the pet store? A: I rubbed it until it was raw but nothing came out. ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/351 "2003-04-29T04:38:02Z")
Q: What will Aladdin never 'fess up to his princess? A: Come fly with me, let’s fly, let’s fly away. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/352 "2003-04-29T13:41:26Z")
Q: What is the favorite song of skyjackers worldwide? A: “Fake Friends” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/353 "2003-04-29T14:24:52Z")
Q: Who doesn’t mention the large booger hanging out your nose? A: Two scoops of raisins in every bowl. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/354 "2003-04-29T14:36:04Z")
Q: What do you put in a set of breakfast bongs? A: A Jesus Christ Bobblehead doll. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/355 "2003-04-29T14:40:43Z")
Q: What’s in the back of the Popemobile? A: A bottle of bourbon and a dill pickle. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/356 "2003-04-29T14:41:20Z")
Q: What can save you from your sins and heavy traffic? A: Scrambled eggs, grits and toast! ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/357 "2003-04-29T14:42:23Z")
That’s hillarious. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/358 "2003-04-29T15:02:32Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Scrambled eggs, grits and toast! Q: What is Michael Jackson’s face made out of? A: Double stuffed Oreos and a box of condoms. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/359 "2003-04-29T15:06:43Z")
Q: What should I take when cruising the girl scout convention? A: Safety is always my first consideration. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/360 "2003-04-29T15:08:08Z")
Q: What were the sole props used in the recent interracial porn flick? A: Great tits and blue-footed boobies [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=17) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=19)