# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Leifsmama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a698b9/32.png) [@Leifsmama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leifsmama)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/361 "2003-04-29T15:57:17Z")
Q: Why are you wrapped in Northern toilet paper? Q: Hey, you’re a bird watcher. What are these birds outside my window? A: Green Jello ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/362 "2003-04-29T16:55:29Z")
Q: How did they create the alien monsters in the 1950’s sci-fi classic, “It came from planet X”? A: **Polycarp** wearing a very large jumper and fishnet stockings. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/363 "2003-04-29T19:58:53Z")
Q: What is the most horrific sight you’ve ever seen? 😉 A: Red is good, but purple is better ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/364 "2003-04-29T20:02:48Z")
Q: How can I tell when my grip is getting stronger? A: one if by land… two if by sea… ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/365 "2003-04-29T20:04:45Z")
Q. What’s the rallying cry of the Grape Party? A. This thread. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/366 "2003-04-29T20:14:23Z")
Q: What’s the latest sign of the apocalypse? A: Axl Rose’s gym shorts. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/367 "2003-04-29T20:24:45Z")
Q: whats the last thing you want to see laying on the floor of your bedroom? A: a lightsocket ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/368 "2003-04-29T20:28:08Z")
Q: What is the worst thing you have ever eaten? A: The Oakland Raider’s locker room floor. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/369 "2003-04-29T20:37:24Z")
Q: How’d your mom hurt her back? A: Saltpeter and a technical manual. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/370 "2003-04-29T22:07:01Z")
Q: 'Beast… what’s **Your** recipe for a perfect weekend? A: Jack Daniels Ol’ no.7 Whiskey… and a swift kick to the 'nads ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/371 "2003-04-29T22:41:55Z")
Q: How do you cure a broken heart? A: A plate of Brain’s Faggots in onion gravey with mashed potatoes. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/372 "2003-04-29T23:06:22Z")
Q: What would 'Beast’s butt look like in a speedo? A: Boom, Boom out go the Lights ---
**Author:** ![Aankh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@Aankh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aankh)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2003, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/373 "2003-04-29T23:50:18Z")
Q: What were the rejected lyrics for the jazz classic “Like the beat-beat-beat of the tom-tom, when the jungle shadows fall”? A: Child is the father of man. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/374 "2003-04-30T00:22:15Z")
Q: What is the relationship between Sir Thomas Child and David Man? A: Why, yes, it certainly can. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/375 "2003-04-30T00:25:33Z")
Q: What did the Zen master say after he drank a bottle of Jack Daniels Ol’ no.7 Whiskey and then was kicked in the 'nads? A: Wibble. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/376 "2003-04-30T00:42:35Z")
Q: What is the opposite of wobble? A: Planter’s Roasted Nuts ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/377 "2003-04-30T00:50:23Z")
Q: What is the only thing they found after Plnter’s trailer burned to the ground? A: dreamcatcher ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/378 "2003-04-30T01:43:25Z")
Q: Who plays behind the plate in a MLB “dream team”? A: Sister Bertha Better-than-you ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/379 "2003-04-30T01:51:09Z")
Q. Who is second only to The Mother Superior? A. Because Adam and Eve weren’t Canadian. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [April 30, 2003, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/380 "2003-04-30T01:59:16Z")
Q: Why is the Garden of Eden exactly antithetical to anything in Canada? A: Lester Pearson thinks that’s the best thing to do. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=18) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=20)