# Question and Answer thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 1:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/21 "2003-04-15T01:08:30Z")

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Q: What’s the worst thing to bring into a hot tub with you?

A: Only the left one

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**Author:** ![Blalron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/35a633/32.png) [@Blalron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blalron)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/22 "2003-04-15T01:14:35Z")

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Q: Which testicle would you like removed without anethesia?

A: George W. Bush

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**Author:** ![Quiddity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/65b543/32.png) [@Quiddity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quiddity)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/23 "2003-04-15T01:28:15Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Blalron \*  
> \*\*Q: Which testicle would you like removed without anethesia?
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> A: George W. Bush \*\*

_Another_ good one on its own!

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/24 "2003-04-15T02:03:44Z")

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Q: Who was voted most likely to take out a tin pot Middle Eastern despot by his frat brothers?

(Lame, I know. It was the best I could do).

A: The Mother of all Bombs.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/25 "2003-04-15T02:11:12Z")

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Q: What was that last post? (sorry, so sorry)  
A: Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/26 "2003-04-15T02:11:19Z")

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Q: What’s the next Michael Jackson album going to be called?

A: Shaq and Kobe.

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**Author:** ![Mastema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/94ad74/32.png) [@Mastema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mastema)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/27 "2003-04-15T02:40:02Z")

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\*\*Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats. \*\*\<–Excellent Band Name

I think that was a simulpost, although \*\*Thirteen little red noses and a horse that sweats. \*\* would make for an interesting MJ album title.

I’ll continue as though it was meant to be.

Q: Who are the most over-rated basketball players in history?

A: Deep in the rough.

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**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/28 "2003-04-15T02:48:44Z")

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Q: What’s the name of Maddonna new Porn movie?

A: On the back of a milk Carton

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/29 "2003-04-15T02:56:20Z")

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[hijack, how ya doin?]

_Thriteen Little Red Noses and a Horse That Sweats_ is a real song off of Jim Stafford’s _Not Just Another Pretty Foot_ album from waaaaay back in the 70s

[/hijack, how ya doin?]

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**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/30 "2003-04-15T03:02:17Z")

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Q: Where can one find the nutrition facts of milk, written out on cardboard, in a concise, complete, and easy to understand fashion?

A: The French.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/31 "2003-04-15T03:29:39Z")

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Q: What’s a five letter word for “freedom?”

A: All your base are belong to us!

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/32 "2003-04-15T03:35:33Z")

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A: What is the most overused cliché in SDMB history, ranking slightly ahead of “Hi Opal”?

Q: All right, then, what should the third item in a list be?

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/33 "2003-04-15T03:38:40Z")

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A: SPAM!  
Q: I don’t know, but it wasn’t there when I left.

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**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/34 "2003-04-15T03:42:13Z")

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Dammit, **Poly**!\*

You got me all turned around.

Anyone got some anti-dyslexia pills?  
\*a very seldom used SDMB phrase. no offence, **Poly**

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**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/35 "2003-04-15T04:36:54Z")

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Q: How did that bird get in the microwave?

A: Kissing cows.

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**Author:** ![koeeoaddi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/koeeoaddi/32/408_2.png) [@koeeoaddi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koeeoaddi)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/36 "2003-04-15T05:15:35Z")

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Q. How was the first case of SARS contracted?  
A. Francis the talking mule.

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**Author:** ![Shakey\_Jake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/34f0e0/32.png) [@Shakey\_Jake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shakey_Jake)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/37 "2003-04-15T05:19:42Z")

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Q: Who let the dogs out?

A: Because he dodges bullets

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/38 "2003-04-15T05:27:20Z")

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Q: Why is Osama bin Laden so thin?

A: That little Canadian guy.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/39 "2003-04-15T05:37:57Z")

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Q. Which of the gay members of the board has staged two unsuccessful campaigns for the national legislature?

A. $29 and an alligator purse

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**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/40 "2003-04-15T06:06:13Z")

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Q: What is the sum total of the possessions of Imelda Marcos?

A: The light bulb exploded and shards were found all over the kitchen.

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