# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 24
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/461 "2003-05-03T00:12:49Z")
Q: When WILL Polycarp be President?! (sorry I couldnt help myself…) A: Get your tongue outta my mouth, I’m kissin’ you goodbye! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/462 "2003-05-03T00:24:30Z")
Q: What did the goat say to **beat** when they kissed after feltching? A: No man is an island. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/463 "2003-05-03T02:51:26Z")
Q: What proverb will **Lobsang** disagree with? A: “Just lucky, I guess!” ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/464 "2003-05-03T02:55:52Z")
Q: “ **Polycarp** , how on earth did you win 97% of the vote?” A: Moby Dick, Jaws, and the Three Little Pigs ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/465 "2003-05-03T03:56:16Z")
Q: What are nicknames not to give your brother-in-law, mother-in law, and three sisters-in-law, respectively? A: I read it in an article in _Teen People_. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/466 "2003-05-03T04:08:53Z")
Q: So what’s your evidence for your claim that Aaron Carter was the greatest entertainer of the 20th Century, anyway? A: From the Trollberg Mountains, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/467 "2003-05-03T06:20:25Z")
Q: Where do trolls come from? A: Bruce Willis turns out to be dead. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/468 "2003-05-03T06:31:45Z")
Q: What **is** the real secret behind the Bible Code? A: Wolverines and maple syrup ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/469 "2003-05-03T09:52:57Z")
Q: What is the breakfast of champions? A: Sharon Osbourne made me do it. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/470 "2003-05-03T22:38:07Z")
Q: Ozzy, why do you still tour at your age? A: Yadda, yadda, yadda. ---
**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/471 "2003-05-03T23:08:49Z")
Q: So what did you do with Elaine last night? A: A bag of Corn nuts and a wedge of cheese. ---
**Author:** ![hebesphenomegacorona](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@hebesphenomegacorona](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hebesphenomegacorona)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2003, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/472 "2003-05-03T23:59:27Z")
Q. what do i want to eat? A. the giant robot with a sword and lasers and nasty stuff like that would definetly kill the pichu with a sword! ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/473 "2003-05-04T04:36:19Z")
Q: What do you think about when you don’t take your medicine? A: It’s always been that color. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/474 "2003-05-04T04:56:07Z")
Q: Why is our school mascot, the Chipmunk, painted a bright fuschia? A: They found my Dodge Dakota at the bottom of the lake. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/475 "2003-05-04T11:48:00Z")
Q: Why were the police calling you at three in the morning? A: I bought strawberries, incense, a toothbrush and magic markers. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/476 "2003-05-04T20:25:29Z")
Q. What did you do with the money Satan gave you for your soul? A. Because the umpire was a raving lunatic. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/477 "2003-05-04T20:34:53Z")
Q: Why didn’t you like playing baseball on Ecstacy? A: Skip and go naked. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/478 "2003-05-04T20:41:59Z")
Q: What did you do the day you were supposed to be attending school with your girlfriend, back in eighth grade? A: A piece of raspberry cheesecake, a roll of electrical tape, an electro-massage wand, and three gerbils. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/479 "2003-05-04T20:46:54Z")
Q: What did _The Dumb Guy_ travelling with _The Three Wise Men_ bring? A: A good book, a cold beer and a squirrel in your pocket. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/480 "2003-05-04T21:08:51Z")
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