# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/561 "2003-05-09T05:32:40Z")
Q: Who was seen leaving **QueerGeekGirl’s** bedroom through the window this morning, and how did they do so? A: The “Putz” smiley and [www.scaryclowns.com](http://www.scaryclowns.com) ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/562 "2003-05-09T11:19:04Z")
Q: What’s a good time to **KCSuze**? A: Fourteen thousand, two hundred and twenty five paperclips hanging from the ceiling. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/563 "2003-05-09T12:38:33Z")
Q: How many and where do you need to place paperclips in order to foil the Illuminati? A: Nutley, Belleville, and Bloomfield. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/564 "2003-05-09T12:58:13Z")
Q: What are three places everyone should make a point to visit; seeing as they’re the monkey love capitals of the world? A: There is no answer. That is the answer. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/565 "2003-05-09T14:44:49Z")
Q: What kind of metaphysical crap is this? A: The real yellow pages ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/566 "2003-05-09T14:59:39Z")
Q: Okay, then, where can the real answer be found? A: Rainbows, puppies, and the smile of a three-year-old ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/567 "2003-05-09T15:01:44Z")
Q: Where can I get the number for the real Yellow Cab Company? A: Slip sliding away. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/568 "2003-05-09T17:45:14Z")
Q: What’s happening to Art Garfunkle’s career? A: A mirror and a crayon. ---
**Author:** ![Herge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a183cd/32.png) [@Herge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Herge)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/569 "2003-05-09T17:51:29Z")
Q: How does Courtney Love apply her make up? A: A peanut butter sandwich. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/570 "2003-05-09T18:35:43Z")
Q: What does **Davebear** keep under his hat for emergencies ?: (missed out earlier from **Poly** A: Rainbows, puppies, and the smile of a three-year-old ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/571 "2003-05-09T18:39:39Z")
Q: What are some of the prominent images from **Poly** ’s campaign ad? A: your my blue sky ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/572 "2003-05-09T18:41:54Z")
Q: What suggests the recent release of fluids? A: Four on the floor. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/573 "2003-05-09T18:44:24Z")
Dang… A: your my blue sky Q: What do you say to a nekkid Paige Davis? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/574 "2003-05-09T19:01:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by lieu \* > \*\*A: Four on the floor. \*\* Q: How do you start a Kinky Sex party? A: The convent of the Poor Claires. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/575 "2003-05-09T19:07:03Z")
Q: Where do behaviorally challenged impoverished Claire’s go? A: Every wrong will be righted. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/576 "2003-05-09T19:10:55Z")
Q: What happens to Weeble wrongs? A: This is your libido on crack. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/577 "2003-05-09T19:38:17Z")
Q: What’s this funny feeling down deep in my tummy? And what’s that spoon to do with it? A: Voices. A thousand, thousand voices. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/578 "2003-05-09T20:48:04Z")
Q: What do you hear when you are alone in the dark? A: Bend over and think of England. ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/579 "2003-05-09T20:48:26Z")
Q: What sings the happiest song in the world? A: Department of Energy ---
**Author:** ![DeVena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/dec6dc/32.png) [@DeVena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeVena)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/580 "2003-05-09T20:50:01Z")
Ack! Ignoring mine… Q: What did George tell Congress? A: Department of Energy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=30)