# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 32
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/621 "2003-05-14T03:49:06Z")
Q: Cheney said what _what_ to Vincente Fox at a White House dinner thrown in his honor? A: It makes the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/622 "2003-05-14T03:50:11Z")
Darat, another simulpost! Q: What geographic location is sure to make second-graders giggle? A: It makes the little hairs on the back of my neck stand up. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/623 "2003-05-14T04:06:35Z")
Q: **Suze** … why do you listen to that Shaun Cassidy album over, and over, and over… A:Hot and spicy ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/624 "2003-05-14T04:20:17Z")
Q: What words are never used to describe **verbenabeast?** \ A: All the snow cones you can eat. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/625 "2003-05-14T18:05:37Z")
Q: You cheap bastard, what’d you get me for my birthday? A: The back seat of a '57 Chevy. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/626 "2003-05-14T18:27:27Z")
Q: Where was the SDMB goat conceved? A: 15, love. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/627 "2003-05-14T18:31:07Z")
Q: **Bippy** … how old IS your girlfriend? A: triple word score ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/628 "2003-05-14T18:58:26Z")
Q: What’s the best opening line? A: A potato gun and a bag of Russets. ---
**Author:** ![Teelo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8491ac/32.png) [@Teelo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Teelo)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/629 "2003-05-14T19:28:39Z")
Q:What should we get when we go drinking? A: And thats why I have no hair on my body. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/630 "2003-05-14T20:30:18Z")
Q: **Teelo** you always wear chainmail underpants and vest, doesn’t it get uncomfortable when hairs get caught in the links? A: Sleep with them all. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 14, 2003, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/631 "2003-05-14T22:52:58Z")
Q: **Bippy** What did you think you were gonna do?!? Sneaking backstage at the miss nude argentina pageant? A: Just throw it in ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/632 "2003-05-15T04:56:48Z")
Q: Do you really think we should include the contents of **Velma** ’s cooler in the chili recipe? A: My older brother really likes Wolverine. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/633 "2003-05-15T17:18:12Z")
Q: Do you prefer for it to feel like Apple Pie? A: They had to remove her utopian tubes. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/634 "2003-05-15T17:32:01Z")
Q: I hear you’re sister had some repronectice health issues… something with her bovaries, or volga, was it? A: a Splitting headache ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/635 "2003-05-15T18:57:21Z")
Q: What do you get if you nuclear fission occurs in you hypothalamus? A: I’ll do it, if it doesn’t hurt too much. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/636 "2003-05-15T19:02:15Z")
Q: Mind if I squash your testicles with a sledgehammer? A: That was on the second album. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/637 "2003-05-16T05:37:28Z")
> [@](#): > > : Do you prefer for it to feel like Apple Pie? I am an idiot. I don’t get it. \ On with the show… Q: Hey **lieu** , I heard you were briefly one of Gladys Knight’s Pips. On which album can we hear you? A: The largest tube of toothpaste you can find. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/638 "2003-05-16T13:42:06Z")
Q: What do you want to scrub your eyeballs with after finding your son humping an apple pie? A: Pieces of eight. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/639 "2003-05-16T14:35:40Z")
Q: In the Prisoner episode “Many Happy Returns”, what can be seen on the beach when No.6 is captured by Rover? A: Slap happy, and looking for a fight. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/640 "2003-05-16T15:13:28Z")
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