# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 34
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/661 "2003-05-21T15:56:33Z")
Q: What’s in the blender? A: Please God, don’t let him be naked. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/662 "2003-05-21T17:51:58Z")
Q: What was Eve’s first words to God? A: Twenty bucks, and a dozen Trojans ought to be enough. ---
**Author:** ![Kn\_ckers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/96bed5/32.png) [@Kn\_ckers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kn_ckers)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/663 "2003-05-21T19:50:57Z")
Q: What do we need to get this big wooden horse through the gates and win a surprise battle? A: About half a mile up, on the left. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/664 "2003-05-21T20:22:06Z")
Q: Where’s the colon polyp? A: Butt ugly, yet it had a nice flavor. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2003, 11:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/665 "2003-05-21T23:31:37Z")
Q: How would you describe Cecil’s love stick? A: The Weather Channel’s Tuesday forecast. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/666 "2003-05-22T00:33:07Z")
Q: What is the most exciting thing on TV now Buffy has finnished? A: She may be a zombie, or a ghoul, or maybe even a vampire. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/667 "2003-05-22T01:06:36Z")
Q: What is your girlfriend like, **Bippy**? A: Sittin’ downtown in a railway station. One toke over the line. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/668 "2003-05-22T03:14:44Z")
Q: How did Henriette Pussycat finally end up after _Mr. Rogers’ Neighborhood_ was cancelled? A: A needlepoint giraffe. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/669 "2003-05-22T03:43:32Z")
Q: You’ve used up all the needlepoint smaplers, now what are you going to do? A: Graf Zeppelin, Hindenberg, R-101, and Los Angeles. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/670 "2003-05-22T15:04:41Z")
Q: Where can you always find flying lead? A: It expands when wet. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/671 "2003-05-22T16:15:15Z")
Q: What’s so good about that Magic-Plastic dilldo? A: Blood is thicker than water, but mucus is thicker than blood. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2003, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/672 "2003-05-22T16:24:32Z")
Q: Which gang is tightest… the Crypts, Bloods or the Loogies? A: A fistful of dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/673 "2003-05-23T03:55:40Z")
Q: What does Mike Tyson tip with? A: Absolutely nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/674 "2003-05-23T03:58:23Z")
Q: What do we get out of this question-and-answer thread? A: Easy like Sunday morning. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/675 "2003-05-23T14:12:40Z")
Q: What will the Fonda/Hopper evangelical remake be called? A: Bosco. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/676 "2003-05-23T15:24:52Z")
Q: **lieu** in which Russian city did you get your nose cut off by the local mafia? A: At the fetish store clearance sale. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/677 "2003-05-23T16:01:15Z")
Q: My that red rubber ball looks good. Where did you get it? A: It’s a thread to get your post count up. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/678 "2003-05-23T17:02:25Z")
Q: How would you describe a G string? A: Those aren’t pillows! ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2003, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/679 "2003-05-23T17:34:37Z")
Q: **lieu** your Widow Twankey pantomime costume looks fantastic, how did you get two pillowes to look so precisely like a pair of breasts? A: Remember to chainge the oil every three months. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2003, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/680 "2003-05-24T00:27:03Z")
Q: What do you not want to hear when buying skin lubricator? A: “I’m sorry, but there was nothing that we could do.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=33) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=35)