# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 35
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/681 "2003-05-27T16:19:50Z")
Q: What would a polite, lazy Cat In The Hat say to you? A: Two Ding Dongs and a Fresca. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/682 "2003-05-27T17:15:23Z")
What is _Dumb and Dumberer_ about? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/683 "2003-05-27T17:16:55Z")
Q: What is _Dumb and Dumberer_ about? A: They stab it with their steely knives but they just can’t kill the beast. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/684 "2003-05-27T17:25:21Z")
Q: Why did the evil dwarves finally decide to leave ' **Beast** alone? A: rock, paper, scissors ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/685 "2003-05-27T18:04:10Z")
Q: Name three things you don’t want to find in a stool sample? A: It has been to hell and back. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/686 "2003-05-27T18:17:05Z")
Q: What’s the story behind this handbasket you’re selling? A: 400 marbles, and one “Snicker snack.” ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/687 "2003-05-27T18:18:55Z")
Q. How much do you want for that vorpul blade? A. I thought I heard something go “plonk.” ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/688 "2003-05-27T18:36:01Z")
Q: What happens when you crap off a porch? A: Twist and shout. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2003, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/689 "2003-05-27T20:11:05Z")
Q: What are the instructions on the new Spiral Pummice Stone butt plug? A: may cause severe alergic reaction which may include: hives, asthma, facial swelling, shock. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/690 "2003-05-28T02:39:25Z")
Q: Why, exactly, are you sellin’ yer Spiral Pummice Stone butt plug **Bippy**? A:a walk-off home run ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/691 "2003-05-28T02:50:13Z")
Q: What did my ex-boyfriend call me because he couldn’t score any more? A: The construction worker from the Village People. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/692 "2003-05-28T02:54:25Z")
Q: What did you say that ex was doin’ these days, **Suze**? A:a Numismatist ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/693 "2003-05-28T03:01:13Z")
Q: Where should I take that rare Roman gold piece featuring a profile of Wayne Newton? A: The Mets ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/694 "2003-05-28T13:35:37Z")
Q: What (or whom) else is that ex doin’, **Suze**? A: a tired joke I cannot stop going back to ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/695 "2003-05-28T15:13:56Z")
Q: **verbenabeast** , who’s on the phone? A: In about 6 weeks. ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/696 "2003-05-28T15:51:35Z")
Q: When will **verbenabeast** to give up eir tired old joke? A: The w\*\*dch\*ck question. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2003, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/697 "2003-05-28T16:18:06Z")
Q: What was **n\*ckers** first straight dope question? A: Give us some of what you’re smoking, **Scuba\_Ben**. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/698 "2003-06-06T22:29:26Z")
Q: What do you want now? A: This is what we do to ALL people who revive old threads for no apparent reason. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2003, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/699 "2003-06-06T23:05:30Z")
Q: **Governor Quinn** Why has your spleen been surgically removed, and replaced with a nest full of Hornets? A: I would if you paid me. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/700 "2003-06-07T19:13:20Z")
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