# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 36
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/701 "2003-06-07T19:33:14Z")
Q: Why are all your home appliances made by Ron Popili? A: Just ask the Axis. ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/702 "2003-06-07T19:40:11Z")
Q. We would of course say “Talk to the hand,” but what did Hitler say when someone said something he disagreed with? A. What surprised me was that the executioner was actually a real gentleman. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/703 "2003-06-07T19:43:54Z")
Q: So, how was your trip to Chop-Chop Square? A: I can’t find it. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/704 "2003-06-07T20:36:39Z")
Q. What is one real ego-buster to say to a virtually unendowed man with his pants down? A. The spleen. ---
**Author:** ![Davebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Davebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Davebear)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2003, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/705 "2003-06-07T22:30:58Z")
Q. What internal organ is most often replaced by a nest of hornets? A. It’s a wombat. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/706 "2003-06-08T02:33:01Z")
Q: What’s that beast running away with our business plans? A: Colonel Mustard, maybe, but certainly not Mr. Green. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/707 "2003-06-08T02:58:33Z")
Q: Who’s the gay guy in the Library with the Revolver? A: The Defenestration at Prague. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/708 "2003-06-08T03:19:45Z")
Q: What kept all those Czech glass-makers in business? A: This has been a presentation of the Chubb Foundation. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/709 "2003-06-08T03:38:52Z")
Q: What’s the last credit in one of those college, high-brow sex movies? A: Jack Black in drag. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/710 "2003-06-08T15:22:35Z")
Q: What was voted “third-most-repulsive-thought-in-the-world” by the editors of “Weirdos Monthly”? A: Eamon De Valera did it, I swear! ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2003, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/711 "2003-06-08T20:49:27Z")
Q: Who hid the corpse in the trash can? A: So it could hide in the strawberry patch. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/712 "2003-06-09T03:14:54Z")
Q: Why did you kick Strawberry Shortcake out of her home after you pulled that bank job? A: The “classic rock” station on your radio dial. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/713 "2003-06-09T05:41:33Z")
Q: What _is_ keeping this thread alive on page 15? A: Three hearts and three lions ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/714 "2003-06-09T14:42:27Z")
Q: What’s in the briefcase? A: Unfortunately, the manuscript was destroyed by two hobos for no apparant reason. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2003, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/715 "2003-06-09T15:11:21Z")
Q: Whatever happen to “The Great American Hovel”? A: A length of garden hose and a Zippo. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/716 "2003-06-10T06:26:31Z")
Q: Besides a can of beans, what do I need to beat **lieu’s** Guiness World Book record? A: Thirty-three years of wedded bliss. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/717 "2003-06-10T15:10:02Z")
Q: What do I have the bad feeling that I will never get? A: Lowell Weicker, Lowell Weicker, Lowell Weicker… ---
**Author:** ![Shade](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2bfe46/32.png) [@Shade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shade)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/718 "2003-06-10T15:20:21Z")
Q: What’s the lamest summoning spell you know? A: A small teapot, in orbit round pluto. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/719 "2003-06-10T15:32:49Z")
Q: What’s brewing near Uranus? A: Like shells along the seashore. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2003, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/720 "2003-06-10T20:07:49Z")
Q: What’s “sells along the seesaw” sound like when lisped? A: So, I married an ax-murderer. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=35) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=37)