# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 39
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/761 "2003-06-17T17:21:24Z")
Q: What’s your average Pit rant composed of? A: She nipped it in the bud. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/762 "2003-06-17T20:53:12Z")
Q. Why does Hedgewick hate his mother? A. Cecil Adams, Sluggo, and Ed Zotti. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/763 "2003-06-18T01:37:16Z")
Q. Who rode to cleveland on choppers to “fuck up those Mensa assholes?” A. Day-old peach cobbler. ---
**Author:** ![Blackdragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@Blackdragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackdragon)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/764 "2003-06-18T02:44:52Z")
Q: What’s for desert every night after 25 yrs of marriage? A: 42 days and counting. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/765 "2003-06-18T05:28:35Z")
Q: How long have I been trying to think of a clever question for **Blackdragon’s** answer? A: **Q.E.D.** and a bunch of nonsense. ---
**Author:** ![Orange\_Skinner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3be4f8/32.png) [@Orange\_Skinner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orange_Skinner)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/766 "2003-06-18T05:53:38Z")
Q: You got a legitimate response from who, and then what all else in response to that “Horrible Disfiguring Buttock Rash” tread you started? A. It’s Ohio’s Largest and Finest. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2003, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/767 "2003-06-18T06:09:27Z")
Q: Why did I win that award for my hideous buttock rash while I was visiting Ohio? A: **Orange Skinner** ’s fondness for mentioning rashes. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/768 "2003-06-22T16:39:25Z")
Q. What nearly killed this fine thread? A. She said “Aloha” and then kneed me in the groin. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/769 "2003-06-22T17:07:18Z")
Q: Why did you set Governor Lingle on fire? A: Hobbes later went on to appear regularly in all the fine Las Vegas casinos. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/770 "2003-06-22T18:41:08Z")
Q: So after Brad Pitt assaulted him for calling him “nasty, brutish, and short,” what did happen to him? A: The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/771 "2003-06-22T18:46:23Z")
Q: Who is opening for Billy Joel at the First Union Center next Friday? A: Paregoric, Cheerios, and raspberry syrup. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/772 "2003-06-22T19:23:24Z")
Q. What the hell did you put in these brownies? A. It smelled faintly of ducks. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/773 "2003-06-22T19:47:27Z")
Q: Dear, why did you launder our bookmark to [Google.com](http://Google.com)? A: They only come out at night. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2003, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/774 "2003-06-22T21:13:09Z")
Q: Is there any reason that you’re standing outside that cave? A: It’s the only way to fly. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/775 "2003-06-23T10:44:23Z")
Q: What is Four Roses Fortified Wine’s new slogan? A: Because there’s a hole in the bucket, dear Liza, a hole. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/776 "2003-06-23T16:02:45Z")
Q: Why was slopping out so messy at San Quentin Gaol in 1845? A: Two huge ones. ---
**Author:** ![moejuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@moejuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moejuck)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/777 "2003-06-23T16:17:06Z")
Question: How many World Wars have there been? Answer: Q.E.D. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/778 "2003-06-23T16:20:55Z")
Q: Who was the lesser-known DuBois? A: Temerity. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/779 "2003-06-23T17:40:47Z")
Q: If Sonny and Cher had had a boy instead of Chastity, what would they have named him? A: The prothonotary warbler ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/780 "2003-06-23T18:02:38Z")
Q: What is the ugly bird seen hanging about the Courthouse, crapping on everyone, with the call, “Sue, Sue, Sue?” A: That wasn’t a corked bat, that was my Mama! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=38) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=40)