# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/61 "2003-04-15T17:28:02Z")
Q: What is Eddie the Eagles latest fund raising stunt? A: A newt up each nostril, and a frog in you codpiece. ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/62 "2003-04-15T18:13:53Z")
Q. What’s the difference between System Startup Fairies and System Shutdown Gnomes? A. Hey Joe, where you goin’ with that gun in your hand? ---
**Author:** ![Zenham](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a5b964/32.png) [@Zenham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenham)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/63 "2003-04-15T18:19:38Z")
Ugh, oops. Wrong damn answer/question. Let’s try this again. Q. What’s the best way to attract flies? A. Sixteen men on a dead man’s chest. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/64 "2003-04-15T18:21:57Z")
Q: What are the lyrics written by Hendrix about ‘Joe Demon’ and his previous wife? A: It’s right next to Uranus – from **lightingtool** ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/65 "2003-04-15T18:25:14Z")
Q: Where’s the nearest black hole? A: Down to the turnstiles. ---
**Author:** ![PlanMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@PlanMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlanMan)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/66 "2003-04-15T18:36:39Z")
Q: What makes the subway entrance look feathery? A: Second star to the right. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/67 "2003-04-15T20:00:16Z")
Q: Which dead celebrity did you want? A: I just finished it; took me four days. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/68 "2003-04-15T20:05:14Z")
Q: What’s your longest orgasm? A: Don’t be silly, ice cream doesn’t have bones! ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/69 "2003-04-15T20:09:16Z")
Q. What did Michael Moore snack on while he was waiting for his award at the Oscars? A.: Simon said I suck. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/70 "2003-04-15T20:14:46Z")
[Let me try that again, damn simulposts] (re; Nogginhead’s post) Q: Could this stuff from the back of the fridge be Ben and Jerry’s? A: Simon said I suck. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/71 "2003-04-15T20:17:05Z")
Q: Wanna play “Simon Says”? A: That thing sticking out of my left ear. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/72 "2003-04-15T20:30:55Z")
Q: What is the new Aural sex toy? A: 2.3 inches long and shaped like a mushroom. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/73 "2003-04-15T20:33:34Z")
Q: _ **What** _ did Simon say I should suck? A: Exquisite dead guy, hanging from a sky hook. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/74 "2003-04-15T20:37:00Z")
Q: Jimmy Durante’s nose is what? A: Exquisite dead guy, hanging from a sky hook. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/75 "2003-04-15T21:44:17Z")
Q: What is Damien Hurst’s newest installation called? A: Two pounds of lard, One pound of sultanas, 1 table spoon of self raising flower, 1 tablespoon of sugar, A pinch of salt ---
**Author:** ![IDemandBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a88e57/32.png) [@IDemandBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IDemandBeer)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/76 "2003-04-15T21:48:28Z")
Q: What are the ingredients of a Big Mac? A: Bigger than a baby’s arm –IDB ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/77 "2003-04-15T21:50:59Z")
Q: What are little boys made of? A: It’s just thunder. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/78 "2003-04-15T21:53:51Z")
oh god, not again ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/79 "2003-04-15T22:22:48Z")
Q: How would you discribe Thor’s Hammer? A: The blue fish and the red fish. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 15, 2003, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/80 "2003-04-15T22:42:15Z")
Q: which of those new Day-Glo seafood products should really be avoided? A: I’m going to Disneyland. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=5)