# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 40
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2003, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/781 "2003-06-23T23:53:05Z")
Q: What’s the lamest excuse Albert Belle ever came up with for his conduct? A: I’m afraid that we’re sinking. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/782 "2003-06-24T00:12:06Z")
Q: So what was it that DiCaprio said in that car on the cargo deck that led to the sex scene? A: It was a dark and stormy night. Suddenly a shot rang out… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/783 "2003-06-24T00:32:06Z")
Q: What’s the worst way to open an essay on Tennessee Williams? A: Far From the Madding Crowd. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/784 "2003-06-24T01:49:44Z")
Q: Hey **Quinn**!! Where ya been?!? A: A song to soothe the savage breast ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/785 "2003-06-24T02:42:53Z")
Q: What did I sing to the angry boobies? A: Half my age plus six. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/786 "2003-06-24T02:52:35Z")
Q: So what was it that Conway sang to Dolly on the Grand Ol’ Opry, **'beast**? A: Two medium-rare hamburgers and the taillight from a 1947 DeSoto ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/787 "2003-06-24T02:59:27Z")
That ##%## puppy snuck in ahead of me!! Okay: Q: How old was that girl I saw you with last week, **Hero Pup**? A: Two medium-rare hamburgers and the taillight from a 1947 DeSoto ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2003, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/788 "2003-06-24T06:04:57Z")
Q: What did they find in Marlon Brando’s stomach during surgery? A: The best a man can get. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2003, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/789 "2003-06-26T18:55:34Z")
Q: Got any womanly advice? A: It went in with nary a splash. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/790 "2003-06-27T00:18:17Z")
Q: So, lieu, how did your toaster/bathtub experiement go? A: I’ll be in Washington and New York for the next 9 days, might run into some of the other Dopers while out there. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/791 "2003-06-27T00:37:58Z")
Q: Governor Quinn, why are you installing the spikes and armor plate on your car? A: The Crab Nebula ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/792 "2003-06-27T01:43:19Z")
Q: What’s Quinn’s girlfriend’s pet name for her “nether regions?” A: Destruction, terror, and mayhem. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo3500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5daacb/32.png) [@yoyo3500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyo3500)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/793 "2003-06-27T02:13:39Z")
Q: What’s it like teaching in a public school? A: It’s, like, kinda’ squishy, and it, like, kinda’ hops around a bit, you know… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/794 "2003-06-27T02:16:50Z")
Q: How do most women describe their first sexual encounter? A: Lawyers, guns, and money. ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/795 "2003-06-27T04:49:55Z")
Q: Rank the means of negotiation in order of desirability. A: Ted and Bob and Carol and Alice (Yes, tnat works by itself too - they all should, don’cha think?) ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/796 "2003-06-27T15:52:21Z")
Q: Hey Stavros, what do you call your four siblings? A: The four horsemen of the Acropolis ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/797 "2003-06-27T15:56:09Z")
Q: What did the busboys at the Greek Diner name their motorcycle club? A: New York City’s new gay-porn directory for shut-ins. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/798 "2003-06-27T20:50:00Z")
Q: There’s a new magazine called Gallup Pole, which stands for Gay and Lesbian Lifestyle Users of Porn whose Persons Obtain Limited Exposure. What is their demographic business plan? A: Grape Nuts®, a badger, and a thong worn by Anna Kournikova. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2003, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/799 "2003-06-27T21:51:45Z")
Q: What are the ingredients of my prize-winning meatloaf recipe? A: Because that’s the way I like it. ---
**Author:** ![KP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/a9adbd/32.png) [@KP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/800 "2003-06-28T07:10:33Z")
Q: KC, why does the Sunshine Band sing so many songs on that same old formula? A: The answer is blowing in the wind [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=39) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=41)