# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 41
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2003, 10:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/801 "2003-06-28T10:30:51Z")
Q: Hey! Where’s all my cocaine?!?!?! A: If you build it, they will come. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/802 "2003-06-29T17:20:25Z")
Q: What was the concept behind the first San Francisco bath house? A: It’s a portal to another dimension-no drinks allowed. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/803 "2003-06-29T18:16:04Z")
Q: What phrase from a song comes to mind when I sayu the words “oral sex during a full gale”? A: “Everybpdy’s going to jump for joy.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/804 "2003-06-29T23:54:19Z")
Q: What happens when we suspend Joy, naked and oiled, from the ceiling? A: Insane in the brain. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 3:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/805 "2003-06-30T03:23:47Z")
Q: How do most of Martha Stewart’s employees describe her? A: Sugar-coated chocolatey goodness. ---
**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/806 "2003-06-30T08:17:17Z")
Q: What did Liberace call oral sex? A: About 20 pounds, but the elephant’s gaining. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/807 "2003-06-30T16:53:21Z")
Q: What should one expect to pay in the UK for an emaciated pachyderm? A: Because FDA regulations prohibit it. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2003, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/808 "2003-06-30T17:32:26Z")
Q: Why can’t I have my ginger ginseng ginkgo Sobe tea? !! A: She said, it’s a mystery that nothing smells right. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2003, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/809 "2003-07-01T22:56:13Z")
Q: So, how did you know that she’d never met a slaughterhouse worker before? A: Ahoy mates! It’s pounding time! ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/810 "2003-07-02T02:40:59Z")
Q: How did Blackbeard say when his crew came to port in Greece? A: All the jumbo shrimp you can eat. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/811 "2003-07-02T02:42:50Z")
Editor’s note: The pounding I meant was of a sexual, not violent nature, lest anyone misunderstand. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/812 "2003-07-02T20:29:46Z")
Q: What’s the special at the Dragnet Seafood Buffet? [trying to think of the word for the gargantuan net] A: See Spot run. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/813 "2003-07-03T01:15:40Z")
Q: What was written on the crash at Roswell? A: E. J. Swankhammer, W.C. DeVille, and Col. Mick O’Shaunassey. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/814 "2003-07-03T03:11:20Z")
Q: What were the real names of the founding members of Poison? A: Two buses and a train. ---
**Author:** ![Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Fuji\_Kitakyusho](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuji_Kitakyusho)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/815 "2003-07-03T04:39:33Z")
Q: What vehicle would you use to run down George W. Bush? A: Duct tape. Lots of duct tape. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/816 "2003-07-03T05:32:53Z")
Q: What will **Miller** use to seal his orifices if he runs out of epoxy? A: The ghost of Elvis. ---
**Author:** ![SlickRoenick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@SlickRoenick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SlickRoenick)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/817 "2003-07-03T06:35:02Z")
Q: Who was missing in _Ghostbusters_? A: Popeye got pissed. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/818 "2003-07-03T17:48:54Z")
Q: Why is there spinach all over the walls? A: Pigeon feathers. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/819 "2003-07-03T17:51:17Z")
Q: Why is there spinach all over the ship? A: Pigeon feathers. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/820 "2003-07-03T17:54:03Z")
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