# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 44
**Author:** ![xvxdarkknightxvx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/34f0e0/32.png) [@xvxdarkknightxvx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xvxdarkknightxvx)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/861 "2003-07-16T01:24:28Z")
Q: Who is Bill Gates in direct competition with? A: My CD alarm clock radio, of course! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/862 "2003-07-16T02:33:19Z")
Q: What was recently advertised for hammering out dents in wallboard? A: A large mousetrap under the rad behind my drawing table. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/863 "2003-07-16T02:55:31Z")
Q: How did you get an imprint of a steel bar across your body? A: Chauncey Depew. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/864 "2003-07-16T08:16:07Z")
Q: What do you get when you cross Chauncey Gardener and Pepe Le Pew? A: Internet radio. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/865 "2003-07-16T13:59:27Z")
Q: What have Wall of Voodoo, to the best of my knowledge, never been played on? A: F. Scott Fitzgerald and his Orchestra. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/866 "2003-07-16T15:34:44Z")
Q: Who was the opening act for Big Bad Voodoo Daddy last night? A: Mary Jane. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2003, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/867 "2003-07-16T18:36:02Z")
Q: What is the most popular girl’s [daughter’s] name among pot smokers? A: 5 paper clips, some lint, 6 tweezers, a bottle of nail polish, 1 radio, and a helicopter. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/868 "2003-07-17T00:45:35Z")
Q: What’s the Burundian Air Force again? A: Return of the Secaucus 7. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/869 "2003-07-17T04:31:42Z")
Q: What are Secaucus 1 through 6 waiting for, before they form their fleet? A: The Minidisc. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/870 "2003-07-17T06:20:29Z")
Q: What can I throw at my brother to get his attention? A: You’ll never like it unless you try it. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/871 "2003-07-17T06:44:51Z")
Q: Did Edward II really enjoy that rectal hot poker? A: Your mother said you would. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/872 "2003-07-17T08:06:55Z")
Q: Who said I had to demonstrate the rectal hot poker insertion myself? A: The blue ones are better. ---
**Author:** ![Major\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Major\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Major_Kong)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2003, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/873 "2003-07-17T08:19:36Z")
Q: What are M&M’s? A: Sierra Nevada. ---
**Author:** ![TwungTister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TwungTister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwungTister)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/874 "2003-07-18T19:15:12Z")
Q: What do you find adjacent to Sierra Arizona? A: The butcher, the baker, the candlestick-maker. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/875 "2003-07-19T01:06:00Z")
Q: Who oppose the plans to build an industrial slaughterhouse/bakery/waxworks? A: Six bums, Mr. Green, and half the cast of “Bridge over the river Kwai”. ---
**Author:** ![Mockingbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c68b51/32.png) [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/876 "2003-07-19T01:50:31Z")
Q: Who was in “Debbie Does A Continent”? A: It depends on how much grease you have. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [July 19, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/877 "2003-07-19T02:22:38Z")
Q: How long will it take me to do Dallas? A: Reggae mixed with the bluegrass feel. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/878 "2003-07-21T18:37:11Z")
Q: What happened when Bob Marley got his stash mixed up with Kentucky turf samples? A: I’ve wanted to spank you for years, so I’m sure this will hurt you more than it will me. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2003, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/879 "2003-07-24T20:15:18Z")
Q: What do you not want to hear from the babysitter? A: And the beat goes on. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2003, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/880 "2003-07-25T19:45:08Z")
Q: What is the enscription on Sonny Bono’s headstone? A: Any minute, the cockroaches will begin to dance. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=43) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=45)