# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 46
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/901 "2003-08-03T03:05:57Z")
Q: what did Brian Mulroney say after his successor and her political party was demolished in the 1993 federal election? A: Wow! It’s so soft!! How did you do it? ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/902 "2003-08-03T03:16:21Z")
Q: Why are you impressed at my stuffed armadillo? A: That’s something that many men have wanted to know over the years. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/903 "2003-08-03T04:33:47Z")
Q: Which is bigger, and which is softer-Dolly Parton, or the front of a 1951 Cadillac? A: I’m sure you’ll come to understand it in time, Wally. ---
**Author:** ![Shiva418](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Shiva418](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva418)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/904 "2003-08-03T04:57:42Z")
Q: What was the first thing Waldo (from **Where’s Waldo** ) hear when he ended up in Hell? A: I had to use a monkey wrench and two pints of ky jelly. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2003, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/905 "2003-08-03T14:31:15Z")
Q: How did you escape from the inside of a '38 Cord? A: Everyone knows. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/906 "2003-08-04T01:20:26Z")
Q: Why the underwhelming reaction to my “I slept with a nine-foot superintelligent lobster” post (yay crossovers!)? A: Because the Grinch was high as a kite. ---
**Author:** ![Shiva418](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Shiva418](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva418)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/907 "2003-08-04T01:52:07Z")
Q: Why’s there a “who” who is dressed as a knight? A: Because I was wearing rubber underpants. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/908 "2003-08-04T02:44:12Z")
Q: Why did I smell burning latex while you were slow dancing with Al? A: Because bunnies are much less expensive than F-14s. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/909 "2003-08-04T02:49:48Z")
Q: Why did you spend the defense budget on rabbits and rabbit feed? A: The Fudd Brothers. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/910 "2003-08-04T20:43:13Z")
Q: Name the rock band that was started by Elmer after Loonie Toons terminated his contract. A: Household bleach, congealed oatmeal, and a chipmunk. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2003, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/911 "2003-08-08T23:01:21Z")
Q: What makes up the latest miracle weight loss food bar? A: Straight ahead Andy, because the thread must continue. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/912 "2003-08-09T15:25:20Z")
Q: What direction should Mr. Williams go in? A: A Pslofitacticapparetyionic Thing. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 9, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/913 "2003-08-09T18:25:24Z")
Q: What was the item Brenda purchased at the dollar store, hoping to restore the passion she and Brandon knew from their college days? A: Crystalline picric acid. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/914 "2003-08-10T01:22:31Z")
Q: What did the TSA screeners find in your luggage at Cinci last week? A: Ten years or thirty thousand dollars. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/915 "2003-08-10T15:04:16Z")
Q: Has the jury decided on a sentence? A: Yes, we have no bananas, we have no bananas today… ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/916 "2003-08-10T16:27:56Z")
Q: Have a good time at your kinky sex pary last night? A: A box of ginger thins, a pack of cigarettes, and a cordless phone. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/917 "2003-08-10T18:01:18Z")
Q: What did the police find Grandpa carrying after he’d gotten away from the home? A: The first step is to tenderize the buffalo, which can take a while. ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2003, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/918 "2003-08-10T23:32:37Z")
Q: How come you keep running over that buffalo carcass in the road? A: Going on 20 days now. ---
**Author:** ![Shiva418](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Shiva418](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva418)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/919 "2003-08-11T03:21:28Z")
Q: How long has it been since you’ve been able to poo? A: Seventeen bowling balls. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2003, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/920 "2003-08-11T03:37:43Z")
Q: what will it take to hammer some sense into him?! A: in a few more hours it won’t matter… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=45) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=47)