# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 52
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1021 "2003-09-09T01:22:16Z")
Q: What should you see around the same day that pigs fly? A: Col. Mustard, Prof. Plum, and Mrs. Peacock walk into a bar… ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1022 "2003-09-09T02:32:11Z")
Q: What kind of clueless bunch is going to walk through the door next, the bartender asked. A: Britney Spears virginity, in the Conservatory. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1023 "2003-09-09T03:36:35Z")
Q: What play based in ancient history is playing this weekend, and where? A: Road Trip! Vancouver! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1024 "2003-09-09T04:05:14Z")
Q: What did the tourist say as he stumbled crossing Robson Street? A: Liberals. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1025 "2003-09-09T04:05:40Z")
Q: Attn., U.S. Army draftee – won’t you please report to basic training at Camp Yagonnadie tomorrow? A: moldy bread ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1026 "2003-09-09T04:30:17Z")
Argh! Stupid simulpost… [grumble] ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1027 "2003-09-09T04:34:24Z")
> [@](#): > > A: Liberals Q: Who killed Kenny (the bastards!) ? A: moldy bread ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1028 "2003-09-09T05:06:37Z")
Q: What food is best eaten with moldy cheese? A: Underwear, with or without the occupant. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1029 "2003-09-09T15:06:08Z")
Q: What feminine garment is best worn on the heads of drunken college boys? A: A herd of wildebeest and a box of dominoes. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1030 "2003-09-09T16:23:43Z")
Q: What was the consolation prize on _Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom_ in 1973? A: Ellen, Maureen and/or Ted. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [September 9, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1031 "2003-09-09T22:58:33Z")
Q. So, what are you going to name your daughter? A. When he got out the pickaxe and the tutu. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1032 "2003-09-10T00:30:58Z")
Q: Do you remember the most endearing photo of your Grandpa the coal miner? A: A speckled bandicoot, a set of Windows™3.1 diskettes, and a jar of molasses. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1033 "2003-09-10T01:40:26Z")
Q: What are tonight’s Jeopardy topics, Alex? A: Fortress of the Gods ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1034 "2003-09-10T02:54:24Z")
Q: What were the Chariots of the Gods ticketed for being parked next to? A: $50,000,000.0 **1**. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1035 "2003-09-10T03:25:47Z")
Q: What did the competition bid to beat our bid of $50 mil? A: I feel free, or so says Cream. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1036 "2003-09-10T03:50:27Z")
Q: What was the alleged opinion of Eric Clapton and Jack Bruce? A: I think you were born under a bad sign. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1037 "2003-09-10T04:27:31Z")
Q: Does anybody have today’s horoscope for Alfie (the Armadillo)? A: Just look in the mirror ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1038 "2003-09-10T04:54:51Z")
Q: Anyone know where the next celebrity sex god/dess can be found? A: Slovenia, Carpathia, or Milwaukee. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1039 "2003-09-10T12:42:43Z")
Q: What will be the first name of the next inner-city rap artist? A: Rain tomorrow. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo3500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5daacb/32.png) [@yoyo3500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyo3500)\ **Post date:** [September 10, 2003, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1040 "2003-09-10T13:05:51Z")
Q: What’s the only thing that will prevent the Detroit Tigers from getting swept by the Yankees this week? A: A green banana peel. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=51) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=53)