# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 53
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 11, 2003, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1041 "2003-09-11T01:20:27Z")
Q: What was the street name of the worst rap artist to come out of Pago Pago? A: Nasturtium. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1042 "2003-09-13T02:34:22Z")
Q: Who is the band opening for **Happy Scrappy Hero Pup** at the Fillmore? A: The anesthesia will take effect, shortly. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1043 "2003-09-13T11:51:57Z")
Q: When can I stop banging my head on the table, in order to dull the pain? A: Soft-serve ice cream, in a cup, not a cone. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 13, 2003, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1044 "2003-09-13T13:50:32Z")
Q: In exchange for my soul, Old Scratch, what do I get in return? A: I deny that I knew the bride when she used to rock and roll. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1045 "2003-09-14T05:36:58Z")
Q: So, I heard a story about you and Tipper Gore. Is it true? A: I’m the guy who doesn’t want to fight cancer. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1046 "2003-09-14T13:51:09Z")
Q: I put it to you, are you, or are you not, the guy who does battle with the twelve signs of the Zodiac? A:Dancing on the moon, with you in my arms, far away above the stars. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1047 "2003-09-14T15:13:52Z")
Q: Can any of you figure out how to insert the word “ancing” into a sentense? A: The Polka Kings Of Milwaukee Sign Songs About Congress. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1048 "2003-09-14T16:28:09Z")
Q:" Any reason the kielbasi on the Senate Dining Room menu is garnished with sauerkraut arranged in the shape of accordions?" A:“I just can’t lie down anymore.” ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1049 "2003-09-14T17:40:58Z")
Q: Why do you insist on having sex while standing? A: The hedgehog was INSIDE the milk carton! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1050 "2003-09-14T18:09:49Z")
Q: Why did Marlene keep breaking out in a pricky rash every time she snuck milk from the fridge? A: Liverwurst. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1051 "2003-09-14T20:16:50Z")
Q: “Frankenstein, what food is most destructive to your digestive tract?” A: 2,17,889,38756,… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1052 "2003-09-14T20:17:17Z")
Q: Can anyone think of anything like kidneybad? A: Batman, if he’s not at all well prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1053 "2003-09-14T20:20:25Z")
Anwsering **Quiltguy** : Q: How many people have posted on this thread? A: Batman, if he’s not at all well prepared. ---
**Author:** ![Svt4Him](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Svt4Him](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svt4Him)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1054 "2003-09-14T23:27:32Z")
Q. Who do you think will look worse at the political debate, Arnold or Batman? A. I think that’s where the expression “When pigs fly” comes from. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 14, 2003, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1055 "2003-09-14T23:33:16Z")
Q: Did you know the Wright Brothers used to keep hogs? A: In my jammies, juggling teacups and globs of frozen extra virgin olive oil. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1056 "2003-09-15T00:07:02Z")
Q: Where does JK Rowling warm up for another writing session? A: Madagascar. Or Mississauga. Or one of those M-places anyways… ---
**Author:** ![Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9f8e36/32.png) [@Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beryl_Mooncalf_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1057 "2003-09-15T00:20:44Z")
A. Where were 25 naked people heading in a Honda Civic Q. What sea monster devastated Tokyo ---
**Author:** ![Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9f8e36/32.png) [@Beryl\_Mooncalf\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beryl_Mooncalf_1)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1058 "2003-09-15T00:22:42Z")
Whoops, Q What were 25 naked people driving in, was it a **Mazda**? A What sea monster devastated Tokyo ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1059 "2003-09-15T02:22:26Z")
Q: The Black Fleet. A: Red, white, and green. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1060 "2003-09-15T02:34:47Z")
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