# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 54
**Author:** ![Svt4Him](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Svt4Him](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svt4Him)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1061 "2003-09-15T03:19:56Z")
Q. So what happened when the in-laws came over? A. It changed in the morning. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1062 "2003-09-16T00:21:29Z")
Q: What does it usually do after dinner, dancing, and a night of consensual sex? A: Run for your lives!! The porcupines have stampeded!! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1063 "2003-09-16T01:50:48Z")
Q: What did Captain Bob say just after he said, “Men, we’re in a prickly situation…”? A: MP5s. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1064 "2003-09-16T01:57:49Z")
Q: In an effort to avoid prosecution, what did the makers of MP3’s change the name of their product to? A: Captain Biff, the Minnesota 4, and Willie and His Fabulous Hand Jive. ---
**Author:** ![Svt4Him](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7feea3/32.png) [@Svt4Him](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Svt4Him)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1065 "2003-09-16T03:27:12Z")
Q. Can you say a sentence that rhymes with hive and talks about Captain Biff and the Minnesota 4? Oh come on, I have no idea who those are… A. He wasn’t suppose to be in the box. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1066 "2003-09-16T03:34:23Z")
Q: What comment got me fired at my job’s “think outside the box” motivational meeting? A: Say hello to mah leetle fren’. ---
**Author:** ![Shiva418](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/77aa72/32.png) [@Shiva418](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shiva418)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1067 "2003-09-16T03:46:19Z")
Q: What did Bill Clinton say to Monica before he hosed the infamous dress. A: Only if you eat 23 watermellon seeds. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Babbington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d6d6ee/32.png) [@Mr.Babbington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Babbington)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1068 "2003-09-16T04:36:47Z")
Q. Can you give me a quarter to make a phone call? I have only one, you see. A. Don’t mind Harry. He hasn’t had his meds yet. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1069 "2003-09-16T04:47:30Z")
Q: Why has Harry started urinating in the punch bowl? A: This punch tastes funny. ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1070 "2003-09-16T07:00:08Z")
Q: what would you say if i box your tongue? A: Aaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhh! ---
**Author:** ![otherwiseknownas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/59ef9b/32.png) [@otherwiseknownas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otherwiseknownas)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1071 "2003-09-16T07:04:23Z")
Q: Does my bum look big in this honey? A: Thats classified information maam ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1072 "2003-09-16T10:09:26Z")
Q: Excuse me, can I trouble you for the correct time? A:Heel to toe. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1073 "2003-09-16T18:40:21Z")
Q: How should I practice walking for field sobriety tests? A: I thwear hive olney had twoo beerrss! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 16, 2003, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1074 "2003-09-16T20:05:19Z")
Q: What do you never want to hear your three-year-old daughter say? A: Wow, that’s ome pretty slutty makeup you’ve got on…Dad. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1075 "2003-09-17T01:29:23Z")
Q: It was really tough at the plant today, can I count on my ever-lovin’ family to make me feel that life is worth living? A: Mr. Five by Five. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1076 "2003-09-17T02:44:41Z")
Q: What’s the name of that really popular male stripper? A: To the window, to the wall. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1077 "2003-09-17T03:04:53Z")
Q: Where’d that stuff that hit the fan go? A: Never, **ever** put Tabasco on it! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1078 "2003-09-17T03:46:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Svt4Him \* > \*\* > Oh come on, I have no idea who those are… > \*\* (You shouldn’t know who they are, as they don’t exist.) Q: Why did my 1920’s-style Death Drink burn a ulcer the size of Montana into my stomach? A: It is customary in these parts to run the LibDems on Jeremy Thrope’s birthday. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1079 "2003-09-17T03:48:13Z")
Q: **peritrochoid** , what have you learned about jock itch? A: Don’t you stray from the narrow way. ---
**Author:** ![verbenabeast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/c4cdca/32.png) [@verbenabeast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/verbenabeast)\ **Post date:** [September 17, 2003, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1080 "2003-09-17T03:51:27Z")
darn… it was funny, too… > [@](#): > > A: It is customary in these parts to run the LibDems on Jeremy Thrope’s birthday. Q: why is Hillary Clinton goring that dude in the white pants?!?! A: Don’t you stray from the narrow way. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=53) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=55)