# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 56
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1101 "2003-09-18T20:43:04Z")
Q: Are you up for ANYTHING the gang suggests? A: Far below the surface of the earth, biding its time. ---
**Author:** ![yoyo3500](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/5daacb/32.png) [@yoyo3500](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yoyo3500)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1102 "2003-09-18T20:53:07Z")
Q: Where is my lunch? A: That was the last time your mom told you so! ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1103 "2003-09-18T23:26:16Z")
Q: What is the latest government policy announcement regarding dealing with interim issues that have not been addressed by prior administration programs, having to do with articles of indefinite determiniation? A: If you put honey on it, she’ll lick it. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1104 "2003-09-18T23:29:52Z")
Please disregard previous post-I wan’t taken to the last post. Q: What was the last time you and your big sister did the nasty? A: Asparagus, perhaps with peanut butter. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 18, 2003, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1105 "2003-09-18T23:58:01Z")
Q: Do you have an alternate meaning for the acronym APB? A: The first time he did it, he got sick to his stomach, and the second time his hat flew off. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1106 "2003-09-19T02:03:58Z")
Q: What happened when the English-speaking Canadian tried to properly pronounce ‘ratatouille’? A: My scanner! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1107 "2003-09-19T05:09:20Z")
Q: What did Peter Weller say when he heard you were dating his girlfriend? (come ON- I want obscurity points!!) A: That’s not supposed to go there! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1108 "2003-09-19T05:18:49Z")
Q: What did Peter Weller say when he heard you were boffing his girlfriend? A: I don’t know anything about Peter Weller ---
**Author:** ![shijinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cc9497/32.png) [@shijinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shijinn)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1109 "2003-09-19T07:10:33Z")
Q: who’s peter weller? you know the guy? A: yeah, wish i can reboot my system like the terminator without crashing… ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1110 "2003-09-19T14:32:15Z")
Q: What do you want for Christmas, little Doper? A: A Ram 350. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1111 "2003-09-19T19:16:53Z")
Q: What’s that animal way over there, and how many of them are in that field down the road? A:The new schedule just came out, and I have to work nights for a month. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1112 "2003-09-19T20:22:05Z")
Q: What happened at the mill that got you so angry? A: Nobody’s up for tennis, and half the city is on fire. ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1113 "2003-09-19T21:25:21Z")
Q: What is John McEnroe so pissed about this time? A: Because I’m wearing a turban ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1114 "2003-09-19T22:39:45Z")
Q: Why are you so cool? A: The woods are lovely, dark and deep. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1115 "2003-09-19T22:43:36Z")
Q: Any suggestions on where we might take this dead body? A: Don’t poke it with _that_!! ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1116 "2003-09-19T22:54:53Z")
Q: Should I poke it with \* that \*? A: Almost 15 pounds of uranium. ---
**Author:** ![Algorithm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/algorithm/32/12204_2.png) [@Algorithm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algorithm)\ **Post date:** [September 19, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1117 "2003-09-19T23:54:27Z")
Q: What the hell did that guy eat? A: The fourth moon of Jupiter. ---
**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1118 "2003-09-20T00:08:38Z")
Q. So, where are _you_ from? A. Two cases of beer and a miniature poodle. ---
**Author:** ![peritrochoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@peritrochoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peritrochoid)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1119 "2003-09-20T00:23:35Z")
Q: So, what did you pack for the camping trip? A: Between my sister’s thighs. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 20, 2003, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1120 "2003-09-20T00:49:52Z")
Q:Looking for the second line to a song that begins,“Where will I find your eyes?” A:Spinning round and round in my desk chair 'til I pass out. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=55) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=57)