# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/101 "2003-04-16T17:29:57Z")
Sorry, A: 36 is good, 42 is better. And don’t even ask where that / came from… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/102 "2003-04-16T18:07:23Z")
Q: Where did _that_ come from? A: She used the little pointed one, with the removable tip. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/103 "2003-04-16T18:14:21Z")
Q: “What waist size tighty wighties do you prefer?” A: Big enough for the two of us, or three at a squeeze. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/104 "2003-04-16T18:31:43Z")
Q: Hey, how’s your new $1,800/month apartment? A: Well, it **is** big and shiney. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/105 "2003-04-16T18:46:51Z")
Q: Mr. President, why are you fondling that MOAB? A: This is the wrong forum for this question. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/106 "2003-04-16T19:00:51Z")
Q: Hey, big smelly mod, why did you close my thread, you jerk? A: Please do not defecate on the ground. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/107 "2003-04-16T19:03:03Z")
**Diogenes the Cynic** , that is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks. I have now joined the ranks of dopers who have spit something onto their moniters. Q: DUUUUDEZ!! anybody wants to git HIGH? A: Only with rice and lentils. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/108 "2003-04-16T19:10:23Z")
Q: Do you often fantacize about sex with food? A: I thought I put it back. I meant to put it back. What did it do now? Stupid, little, no good… ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/109 "2003-04-16T19:12:58Z")
Oh, crap. Sorry about the simulpost. Q: What the hell is Cher doing? A: Only with rice and lentils ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/110 "2003-04-16T19:15:02Z")
Sigh. I have terrible timing. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/111 "2003-04-16T19:18:10Z")
😃 Makes for really interesting Qs & As, though… ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/112 "2003-04-16T19:24:25Z")
Q: Young man, where is your little brother? A: Many, many reasons, too numerous to mention. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/113 "2003-04-16T19:24:28Z")
Q: What do you prefer to blow your nose with? A: They lit a trombone on fire. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/114 "2003-04-16T19:26:16Z")
aaarrrrrrrghh! I’m leaving. ---
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/115 "2003-04-16T19:41:18Z")
Q: Why can’t we slide around all greezed up, naked on the linoleum? A: You can swivel on it. ---
**Author:** ![criminalcatalog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@criminalcatalog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/criminalcatalog)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/116 "2003-04-16T19:42:24Z")
dang ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/117 "2003-04-16T19:54:50Z")
[going with **criminalcatdog’s** answer] Q: What can I do with a broken hockey stick? A: I thought he was already dead. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/118 "2003-04-16T20:06:01Z")
I’m kind of liking the simulposts. It’s surreal-ish. Q: Why did you gut and clean your hunting partner? A: No, that was Pope Urbane III. I’m talking about Innocent IV. ---
**Author:** ![hocow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hocow/32/4112_2.png) [@hocow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hocow)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/119 "2003-04-16T21:16:01Z")
Q: Isn’t he the one who asked his followers to worship hotdogs? A: The baby’s half way out. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/120 "2003-04-16T21:23:36Z")
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