# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 61
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1201 "2003-09-28T02:44:22Z")
Q: What do you say when Herman Melville gives you a BJ? A: The Molestinator ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1202 "2003-09-28T03:56:26Z")
Q: What do you get when you cross a Republican Gubernatorial candidate with the Archbishop of Boston? A: Bacon scented longjohns. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1203 "2003-09-28T10:13:12Z")
Q: What really happens when you lay down with pigs, in the winter, sartorially speaking? A: Never saw cotton candy THAT color. ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1204 "2003-09-28T11:35:44Z")
Q: Why did you burn down the local carnival? A: There’s something in the way she moves. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Cookie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/3da27b/32.png) [@El\_Cookie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cookie)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1205 "2003-09-28T12:05:30Z")
Q: What did Clinton like about Ms Lewinsky ? A: Of, course you do, honey! ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1206 "2003-09-28T12:09:39Z")
Q: Do I look good covered in that stuff, and what’s the name of it anyway? A: That’s the reason I’m keeping all the shavings from the pencil sharpener. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1207 "2003-09-28T14:39:50Z")
Q: So you’re planning on adding more pubic hair to yourself? Is that it? A: Arctic banana ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1208 "2003-09-28T14:53:53Z")
Q: They are confusing, isn’t that an antarctic plantain? A: Just sitting here, memorizing the OED. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1209 "2003-09-28T16:44:27Z")
Q: What were you doing while the SDMB was down? A: Stupid poetic justice! ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1210 "2003-09-28T19:23:25Z")
Q: What’s much more amusing to watch than smart secular justice? A: Arwen, Aragorn, and Gonzo. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1211 "2003-09-28T19:40:34Z")
Q: Who are the latest entrants in the California governor race? A: Ouzo scented fruit flies. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1212 "2003-09-28T20:06:45Z")
Q: (Again!) Who are the latest entrants in the California governor race? A: Because bile tastes bad. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1213 "2003-09-28T20:27:37Z")
Q: How do you know that medicine, produced from animal livers, is good for you? A: Sixteen 2 x 4, a 1 x8 and a keg of nails. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2003, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1214 "2003-09-29T04:16:07Z")
Q: What will I need to frame up a wall around 10 feet long, and tack it square? Many nails will be left over. A: But the baby armadillos are so _cute_. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1215 "2003-10-03T01:12:37Z")
Q: You can’t expect your Mother to nurse those things!? A: Don’t mix in quite so much manure. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2003, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1216 "2003-10-03T01:21:38Z")
Q: It’s enough to draw flies, but I’m not so sure about the color? A: Because it’s taking so long to post. ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1217 "2003-10-05T02:12:56Z")
Q: Why are you shouting at the computer? A: A komodo dragon, some rubber bands, and a bottle of Yukon Jack. ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1218 "2003-10-05T02:17:11Z")
Q: What is that unique Thanksgiving dinner centerpiece? A: Corruption, dejection and snickerdoodles. ---
**Author:** ![Amberlei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e56c9b/32.png) [@Amberlei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amberlei)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1219 "2003-10-05T02:51:43Z")
Q: What do you think is the most prevalent flaw in politics, what does it make you feel, and what do you feel influenced the aforementioned flaw? A: Riding in the elevator with a complementary donut in hand. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1220 "2003-10-05T03:28:10Z")
Q: What are you going to do, now that she’s left you? A: Smoke clove cigars, and call me after brunch. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=60) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=62)