# Question and Answer thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
**Page:** 63

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**Author:** ![Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/91b2a8/32.png) [@Earl\_of\_Sandwhich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_of_Sandwhich)\
**Post date:** [December 7, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1241 "2003-12-07T23:21:54Z")

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Q. Why the long face? I’d be happy to have finally found out what my purpose in life was. Although, I suppose, if my purpose was to be a “test patient” at the local dental school, I’d be a little sad.

A. Really, there’s no reason not to do it.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1242 "2003-12-08T01:18:40Z")

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Q: Why are you coming at me with that pneumatic sex toy?

A: Put those away. You’re scaring Fluffy.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [December 8, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/1243 "2003-12-08T02:21:08Z")

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Q: What are you doing with that pair of Feline Peelers[sup]TM[/sup]?

A: He fell all the way down to Level One and landed on a Toyota.

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