# Question and Answer thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 14, 2003, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722 "2003-04-14T20:17:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/121 "2003-04-16T21:25:37Z")
Q:Doctor why have you got that sink plunger in your hands? A: It was two and six-pence in the early 60’s. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/122 "2003-04-16T21:27:11Z")
that was “Q: Doctor” silly smileys ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/123 "2003-04-16T21:31:36Z")
Q: How much for a night with the Queen? A: It’s easier upside down. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/124 "2003-04-16T22:33:32Z")
Q: What’s the best way to have sex while sky diving? A: Beaten with coconuts ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 16, 2003, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/125 "2003-04-16T23:52:55Z")
Q: What’s the best way to have kinky sex in Papaya New Guinea? A: Covered in oil, wrapped in banana leaves, and heated until done. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/126 "2003-04-17T01:12:03Z")
Q: What’s the best way to have kinky sex inside your oven? A: The house was flooded and they had no place to go. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/127 "2003-04-17T01:19:37Z")
Q: Why did they have kinky sex in the oven? A: 3000 feet above sea level, smoking a pipe. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/128 "2003-04-17T02:08:46Z")
Q: Where does Popeye like to have kinky sex? A: Play Freebird! ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/129 "2003-04-17T03:03:42Z")
Continuing a trend… Q: What’s the best music to have playing while having kinky sex? A: But I thought the yak belonged to you! ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/130 "2003-04-17T03:24:58Z")
Q: What did one person say to the other while finding a yak in their bed during kinky sex? A: I bought my socks at the drugstore. ---
**Author:** ![brianjedi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@brianjedi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brianjedi)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/131 "2003-04-17T04:46:24Z")
Q: Where did you get those socks? A: Four dozen shaved weasels, Abe Vigoda, and the University of Notre Dame Marching Band. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/132 "2003-04-17T04:55:38Z")
Q: Who’s in your wedding party? A: Gregorian chants. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/133 "2003-04-17T05:46:08Z")
Q: What art form is Will Smith least likely to go into next? A: The Supreme Court said so in Kirkpatrick v. Preisler. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/134 "2003-04-17T05:57:57Z")
Q: What do you mean, it’s two for flinching? Cite? A: A red-assed baboon. ---
**Author:** ![BrattiAtti](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c57346/32.png) [@BrattiAtti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrattiAtti)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/135 "2003-04-17T12:15:17Z")
Q: Sir, I’m afraid we’re going to have to ask you a few more questions regarding this horrific incident. What did you do after sexually assaulting the yak? A: Two oranges, one glass Coke bottle, and a handful of daffodils. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/136 "2003-04-17T13:53:01Z")
Q: What does Madonna wear in her most recent video? A: The immaculate conception. ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/137 "2003-04-17T14:24:48Z")
Q: I had this idea for a perfect sphere… What should I call it? A: I hope that I get old before I die. ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/138 "2003-04-17T14:51:08Z")
Q: What is Rodger Daltrys new single titled? A: Sanatogen, Viagra, and two 60 year old prostitutes. ---
**Author:** ![lightingtool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/57b2e6/32.png) [@lightingtool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lightingtool)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/139 "2003-04-17T16:52:55Z")
Q: What’s in Bob Dole’s bedroom right now? A: 3 purple elephants ---
**Author:** ![nogginhead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5e9695/32.png) [@nogginhead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nogginhead)\ **Post date:** [April 17, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722/140 "2003-04-17T17:17:46Z")
Q: What is in Elizabeth Dole’s bedroom right now? A: I don’t want the world, I just want your half. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-and-answer-thread/168722.md?page=8)