# Question for anti death ray people? Earth Invasion?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [February 13, 2019, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478 "2019-02-13T17:27:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478/61 "2019-02-15T22:34:13Z")

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I say less death rays, more funding for public schools!

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [February 15, 2019, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478/62 "2019-02-15T23:02:51Z")

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I say Death Ray apps for cell phones!

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**Author:** ![Kobal2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kobal2/32/20_2.png) [@Kobal2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kobal2)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478/63 "2019-02-16T03:40:29Z")

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> [@Babale](#):
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> I would pick up my phone and expect to hear:
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> Then I would send out a team of four rookies who couldn’t hit the broad side of a barn to deal with the threat.

I see one small but crucial flaw in this plan : there’s no save scumming IRL. Wait, second crucial flaw of the rookie team plan : IRL, it is possible to miss with grenades.

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478/64 "2019-02-16T04:16:01Z")

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The aliens mean us no harm. Look, they even brought a book. It’s called “To Serve Man.”

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478/65 "2019-02-16T04:17:29Z")

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“How to Cook _For_ Humans.”

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [February 16, 2019, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-anti-death-ray-people-earth-invasion/829478/66 "2019-02-16T07:15:56Z")

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> [@andros](#):
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> “How to Cook _For_ Humans.”

How to cook four Humans.

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