# Question for bisexual women about strap ons **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 23, 2001, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960 "2001-11-23T23:17:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![ladyfoxfyre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ad7895/32.png) [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2001, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/21 "2001-11-26T23:37:00Z")
> [@](#): > > I guess what it would come down to for me is that I like penises because they’re attached to people who enjoy having them petted. I don’t like them just because they’re shaped a particular way and fit my particular parts. If someone I’m with wants to buy something to make me go “oooh!” then they should pick out a toy that vibrates. Or something that has keys. I would just like to say that this entire paragraph is a piece of artwork. I’d like to reserve the right to use this as a sig in the future. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/22 "2003-03-10T00:59:28Z")
OK… I know this is bumping an old thread, but I have to ask… To the women that have experienced a guy using his own equipment as well as the strap on variety, well… ummm TMI question, but… Which one do you prefer where? [sub]_hangs head in shame for asking_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![saepiroth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@saepiroth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saepiroth)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/23 "2003-03-10T01:26:20Z")
jesus, this thread is well over a year old. i haven’t even _visited_ the SDMB since april 2002, and this turned up in my mailbox. if images were enabled here, i would give you a hearty dose of img-threadnecromancy. ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/24 "2003-03-10T01:29:55Z")
Well at least I am bringing you back into the fold… This was one of those threads linked to in a thread that was linked to… and so on… you read the boards and follow the paths, and well… you end up somewhere like this… ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/25 "2003-03-10T01:36:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by plnnr \* > \*\*A Porsche 911 vibrates and has keys, and I’ve never known a woman who wouldn’t rather have one than a strap on dildo. \*\* If anyone is thinking of trying it like this, be sure to use plenty of lubricant and be careful to insert it _very_ gently. ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/26 "2003-03-10T01:42:55Z")
[hijack] Personally, I’d rather have a motorcycle. 🙂 [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/27 "2003-03-10T01:43:11Z")
I just saw Jackass - The Movie last night. Frickin’ wimps couldn’t do better than a 1:43 scale model of a 'Vette. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/28 "2003-03-10T01:46:44Z")
Oh, and here’s a tip: after inserting _very_ gently, make sure the doors don’t open, otherwise you’ll have a hell of a time getting out again. Try explaining _that_ in the ER. “You see, I was washing my Porsche, in the nude, and I kind of slipped…” ---
**Author:** ![Rabid\_Squirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Rabid\_Squirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rabid_Squirrel)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/29 "2003-03-10T01:55:27Z")
Thank you for the mental image. Now my brain needs a mental enema… ---
**Author:** ![Stephi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecd19e/32.png) [@Stephi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stephi)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/30 "2003-03-10T02:02:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by samarm \* > \*\*Oh, and here’s a tip: after inserting _very_ gently, make sure the doors don’t open, otherwise you’ll have a hell of a time getting out again. Try explaining _that_ in the ER. > > “You see, I was washing my Porsche, in the nude, and I kind of slipped…” \*\* See now, if you had a motorcycle, that wouldn’t happen! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![CuriousCanuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/d2c977/32.png) [@CuriousCanuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CuriousCanuck)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/31 "2003-03-10T02:16:04Z")
Gives a new meaning to “Pop a Wheelie” though 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/32 "2003-03-10T05:03:25Z")
Good God. I had forgotten about this one. ---
**Author:** ![samarm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4da419/32.png) [@samarm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/samarm)\ **Post date:** [March 10, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960/33 "2003-03-10T05:07:58Z")
Revenge of the Strap-On thread! It cannot be bargained with. It doesn’t feel pain. It will NOT stop. EVER. Just when you thought it had dissapeared into the murky depths of the SDMB crypt… 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-bisexual-women-about-strap-ons/94960.md?page=1)