# Question for Eve...re: Peter Sellers

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [August 2, 2005, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371 "2005-08-02T22:49:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author: ![ColonelDax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@ColonelDax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ColonelDax)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/41 "2005-08-03T19:24:15Z")

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> [@The Chao Goes Mu](#):
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> Well, it’s amazing the things people are willing to put up with when there’s a chance to make some serious money.

Or, to quote a remark I have seen attributed to Sellers himself, “People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it.”

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### Author: ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/42 "2005-08-03T19:26:05Z")

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[Deep, guttural voice]There is no Eve, only Zuul![/DGV]

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### Author: ![Zeldar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/b77776/32.png) [@Zeldar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeldar)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/43 "2005-08-03T19:32:11Z")

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October 31  
December 24  
December 31

Three Faces of \_\_\_

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### Author: ![Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/58956e/32.png) [@Hoodoo\_Ulove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoodoo_Ulove)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/44 "2005-08-03T19:34:40Z")

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**Scumpup** , why would **Eve** know?

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### Author: ![Exapno\_Mapcase](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/exapno_mapcase/32/1051_2.png) [@Exapno\_Mapcase](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exapno_Mapcase)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/45 "2005-08-03T20:14:43Z")

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> [@ArchiveGuy](#):
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> Curious then that he had several directors who worked with him more than once: Blake Edwards (6 films), Stanley Kubrick (2), Roy and/or John Boulting (5), Joseph McGrath (3), Vittorio De Sica (2!), John Guillerman (2), and Richard Quine (2). :dubious:

Is this a whoosh? If you threw all the maniac/asshole/bastards out of films, how many movies would ever get made?

OK, after [Ron Howard and Tom Hanks collaborate](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0382625/), how many others? 🙂

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### Author: ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/46 "2005-08-03T20:17:24Z")

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> [@The Chao Goes Mu](#):
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> Well, it’s amazing the things people are willing to put up with when there’s a chance to make some serious money.

I’d buy that explanation for Edwards, but my impression is that Kubrick was really amazed by Sellers’ talent.

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/47 "2005-08-03T20:38:04Z")

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> [@ColonelDax](#):
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> Or, to quote a remark I have seen attributed to Sellers himself, “People will swim through shit if you put a few bob in it.”

I’m guessing you’ve never seen [_The Magic Christian_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064622/), in which that hypothesis is proven in the most practical way imaginable? 😃

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### Author: ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/48 "2005-08-03T20:48:13Z")

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> [@Hoodoo Ulove](#):
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> **Scumpup** , why would **Eve** know?

**Eve** knows everything about important celebrity type people, we mearly bask in her radiance.

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### Author: ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/49 "2005-08-03T20:54:05Z")

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I wonder why it is that incredibly gifted artists can be such putzes. I hear that Rowan Atkinson (who is the only actor to make me laugh as hard as Peter Sellers) is also a major git.

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/50 "2005-08-03T20:59:13Z")

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Paging Mister Beckett…

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### Author: ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/51 "2005-08-03T21:20:15Z")

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Is the real **Eve** going to show up?

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### Author: ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/52 "2005-08-03T22:32:30Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Is the real **Eve** going to show up?

Maybe this… eeeeevening…

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### Author: ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/53 "2005-08-03T22:33:15Z")

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> [@Larry Mudd](#):
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> I’m guessing you’ve never seen [_The Magic Christian_](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0064622/), in which that hypothesis is proven in the most practical way imaginable? 😃

This is a good point. Sellers was a genius _at his best_, but not every time he was in front of a camera. There were some real stinkers in there (which is why he made so damned many Pink Panther movies- they were sure box office at times when his career was tanking).

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### Author: ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/54 "2005-08-03T22:40:50Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Is the real **Eve** going to show up?

Yes, she’ll be here.

She’ll be all around in the dark.

She’ll be ever’-where - wherever you can look.

Wherever there’s a centenarian Ziegfield girl’s death to announce, she’ll be there.

Wherever there’s a thread beatin’ up on Joan Crawford’s reputation, she’ll be there.

She’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad about the Tony Award nominations- she’ll be in the way silent film audiences laugh when they’re hungry and they know the candy counter will be called Blanche’s Sweets. An’ when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise, and livin’ in the houses they build - she’ll be there, too, unless she’s somewhere else.

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### Author: ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/55 "2005-08-03T22:44:23Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Yes, she’ll be here.
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> She’ll be all around in the dark.
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> She’ll be ever’-where - wherever you can look.
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> Wherever there’s a centenarian Ziegfield girl’s death to announce, she’ll be there.
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> Wherever there’s a thread beatin’ up on Joan Crawford’s reputation, she’ll be there.
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> She’ll be in the way guys yell when they’re mad about the Tony Award nominations- she’ll be in the way silent film audiences laugh when they’re hungry and they know the candy counter will be called Blanche’s Sweets. An’ when the people are eatin’ the stuff they raise, and livin’ in the houses they build - she’ll be there, too, unless she’s somewhere else.

Not many things I read online make me laugh out loud, but this did. Thanks!

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/56 "2005-08-03T23:20:50Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> This is a good point. Sellers was a genius _at his best_, but not every time he was in front of a camera.

I hope you don’t think that I meant _The Magic Christian_ was a bad movie. I _love_ that movie.

I was thinking of the part in which Sellers’ character induces people to immerse themselves in a big tank of sewage by chucking some hard currency in there. (Back in the rosy pre-_Fear Factor_ days, when the scenario seemed absurdist and unlikely.)

It’s _still_ the mental image I have when I hear “If you want it, here it is, come and get it – but ya better hurry 'cuz it’s going fast…”

Which is as it should be. 🙂

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### Author: ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [August 3, 2005, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/57 "2005-08-03T23:27:45Z")

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> [@Baker](#):
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> Is the real **Eve** going to show up?

Perhaps she’s been staying away because, on the front page, this question’s title reads thusly:

\*\*Question for Eve…re: Peter… \*\* :eek:

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### Author: ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/58 "2005-08-04T00:05:26Z")

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> [@pinkfreud](#):
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> Perhaps she’s been staying away because, on the front page, this question’s title reads thusly:
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> \*\*Question for Eve…re: Peter… \*\* :eek:

Well, my understanding is that there is a long story there… Well, not so much anymore, probably, but still a bit sensiti… um… personal. Personal is a good word.

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### Author: ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/59 "2005-08-04T06:03:50Z")

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> [@Robot Arm](#):
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> Did any other actor ever work with Kubrick more than once?

Philip Stone (3), Joe Turkel (3), Glenn Beck (2), Steven Berkoff (2), Ed Bishop (2), Timothy Carey (2), Kirk Douglas (2), Sol Gorss (2), James Griffith (2), Sterling Hayden (2), Patrick Magee (2), Godfrey Quigley (2), Pat Roach (2), Leonard Rossiter (2), Peter Sellers (2), Anthony Sharp (2), Frank Silvera (2), Burnell Tucker (2), Leon Vitali (2), Ted de Corsia (2).

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### Author: ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)
#### Post date: [August 4, 2005, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-eve-re-peter-sellers/315371/60 "2005-08-04T07:54:38Z")

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> [@Walloon](#):
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> Peter Sellers (2)

At least (3) – _Dr. Strangelove_, _The Mouse that Roared_, and _The Fiendish Plot of Dr. Fu Manchu_. 😃

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