# Question for married Dopers : Do you thread the needle with your spouse? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [August 10, 2015, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429 "2015-08-10T04:49:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/channing_idaho_banks/32/250_2.png) [@Channing\_Idaho\_Banks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Channing_Idaho_Banks)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/21 "2015-08-10T14:37:37Z")
You could ask her to sit on the rim of the tub for 30 secs. ---
**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/22 "2015-08-10T15:37:43Z")
Ewww. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/23 "2015-08-10T15:45:51Z")
No, and yuck. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/24 "2015-08-10T16:03:56Z")
Did you really think this would be an accurate poll when you chose to make it a public poll, with all votes identified by name? ---
**Author:** ![dracoi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90db22/32.png) [@dracoi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dracoi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/25 "2015-08-10T16:27:01Z")
To save time?!?! If that’s your kink, it’s certainly of the harmless variety, but I cannot wrap my head around a scenario in which this saves time. ---
**Author:** ![QuickSilver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quicksilver/32/7832_2.png) [@QuickSilver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/QuickSilver)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/26 "2015-08-10T16:42:33Z")
I wish the OP had saved us all time and not shared his kinky weirdness. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/27 "2015-08-10T16:48:19Z")
Unless it’s some kind of acrobatic kink you both get a kick out of, if you really have to that badly wouldn’t peeing in the bathtub then running the shower briefly make more sense than splashing your SO’s underside with your piss stream? This sounds like a urine fetish gay porno setup. “Want to thread the needle Cody?” “Yes Chip, let it go I want to see it happen! Unleash Mighty Kong’s yellow river!” ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/28 "2015-08-10T16:52:45Z")
Gawd. I remember when I was so poor I didn’t even have a pootang to piss in… ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/29 "2015-08-10T17:00:49Z")
How would that save time??? ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/30 "2015-08-10T17:22:25Z")
> [@glee](#): > > My house has two toilets… > > …and good manners. :smack: …and, Og Willing, no “Shoot Out The Star” game. … :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/31 "2015-08-10T17:23:12Z")
OneCentStamp, RealityChuck, and Shagnasty must be banned. Not from the SDMB, but from all bathrooms. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/32 "2015-08-10T18:11:17Z")
Looking at the OP’s username, I think I understand why congress gets nothing done. ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/33 "2015-08-10T18:16:00Z")
I’m surprised that anyone said yes. I suspect that the ones who did are just being contrary. ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/34 "2015-08-10T18:29:01Z")
No, but I’ve joked with her about it a couple times while we’re both in there. ---
**Author:** ![Nars\_Glinley](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nars_glinley/32/8177_2.png) [@Nars\_Glinley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nars_Glinley)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/35 "2015-08-10T18:54:15Z")
How is there not a “Ah, hell no!” option? ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/36 "2015-08-10T18:58:01Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Apparently the OP has no bushes in his back yard. But one on the toilet! ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/37 "2015-08-10T20:20:01Z")
We poop at the same time too. ---
**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/38 "2015-08-10T20:22:06Z")
We don’t even enter the bathroom if the other one is peeing. It preserves an aura of mystery in the relationship. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Parker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/35a633/32.png) [@Richard\_Parker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Parker)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/39 "2015-08-10T20:31:49Z")
> [@Mangetout](#): > > Once she’s been sprayed with piss (which is almost inevitable), it will only happen again if she likes being pissed on. Or she doesn’t have enough power in the relationship to say no. ---
**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429/40 "2015-08-10T20:37:35Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > We poop at the same time too. Now that’s romance! But you’re going to have to come up with some slang term to better validate yourself and your partner. Hmmm…carpet bombing? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-married-dopers-do-you-thread-the-needle-with-your-spouse/727429.md?page=3)