# Question for you Iowans

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Tags:** music\
**Created:** [July 7, 2026, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489 "2026-07-07T15:42:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/21 "2026-07-10T11:28:31Z")

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Why I ever thought this series was funny is beyond me. I can’t watch it now without feeling my IQ being dragged down several notches.

[![](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/4xpVdFr8upU/hqdefault.jpg "The Billiard Room - CLASSIC COMEDY - The Beverly Hillbillies") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xpVdFr8upU)

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/22 "2026-07-10T13:57:56Z")

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I totally agree, @terentii. Hate that show.

I watched it as a kid because I wanted to see Ellie-Mays pet animals and the terminally asleep hound dog.

The jokes were never clever, and alot of cringe. Even as a youngster I knew this.

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/23 "2026-07-10T14:21:17Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> I watched it as a kid because I wanted to see Ellie-Mays pet animals and the terminally asleep hound dog.

My mother, who hailed from rural Missouri, loved it. But then, she considered C&W to be the pinnacle of Western music.

The series really should have been canned after the first few seasons, since the jokes had long since gotten stale. At the end of its run, the Clampetts were just as clueless on Day 274 as they were on Day 1.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/24 "2026-07-10T14:24:10Z")

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Having gone to college and lived in Iowa, I can definitively state that Iowans are no more stubborn or unwelcoming than people from any other state, as long as you don’t insult corn.

![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/O826mzyL614/maxresdefault.jpg)https://www.youtube.com/embed/O826mzyL614?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDO826mzyL614

Citing Randy Kraft as an “Iowa” serial killer is farcical.

> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Randy Kraft: Actually, there was one notation on the scorecard that referred to a teenage U.S. Marine from the state of Iowa
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> He was born in California, grew up in California, did his military service in California, did his killing spree in California, was arrested, tried convicted and sentenced in California, but one of his victims was from Iowa. Well, alrighty then!

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/25 "2026-07-10T14:35:44Z")

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Iowa doesn’t have the highway infrastructure to support a viable population of serial killers.

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**Author:** ![smithsb](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smithsb/32/12107_2.png) [@smithsb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smithsb)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/26 "2026-07-10T17:00:55Z")

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Iowa has a 115,000 miles of roads. Lots of farm to market infrastructure dating back to horse and wagon days. Maybe not serial killer friendly, but for bicyclists, great. Lived there 5 years and crossed the state a half dozen times for the Register Annual Great Bike Ride Across Iowa. RAGBRAI. Friendly folks in all my contacts.

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**Author:** ![Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmer_j.fudd/32/1211_2.png) [@Elmer\_J.Fudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elmer_J.Fudd)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/27 "2026-07-10T18:05:12Z")

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How do you pick up naive hitchhikers on a bike?

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**Author:** ![terentii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/terentii/32/212_2.png) [@terentii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/terentii)\
**Post date:** [July 10, 2026, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-for-you-iowans/1031489/28 "2026-07-10T19:01:37Z")

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> [@smithsb](#):
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> Lots of farm to market infrastructure dating back to horse and wagon days.

If you’re driving through the state, I recommend stopping wherever someone is running a second-hand store, even if it’s only in his garage or barn. The selection of old-timey things you’ll find there is bewildering. On one trip to a historical reenactment, a comrade-in-arms found a pair of WWI-era puttees that was in perfect condition. I don’t remember what he paid for them, but it wasn’t much (just a few dollars), and they went straight into his collection of vintage uniforms.

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