# Question Game

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 17, 2000, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711 "2000-06-17T17:30:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/81 "2000-06-17T22:11:24Z")

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Have you met my cousin Forrest?

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/82 "2000-06-17T22:19:21Z")

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> Have you met my cousin Forrest?

Does he resemble you in any way?

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/83 "2000-06-17T22:22:45Z")

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> Does he resemble you in any way?  
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Does it matter if he’s fantastically wealthy too?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/84 "2000-06-17T22:25:11Z")

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Isn’t that an important thing to know?

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/85 "2000-06-17T22:26:19Z")

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> Does it matter if he’s fantastically wealthy too?

Do I look like a gold digger to you?

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/86 "2000-06-17T22:27:01Z")

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> Isn’t that an important thing to know?

Wouldn’t that depend on your intentions?

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/87 "2000-06-17T22:29:44Z")

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> Do I look like a gold digger to you?

Don’t gold diggers have long dusty beards and a mule?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/88 "2000-06-17T22:30:45Z")

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Why do you want to perpetuate a stereotype of gold diggers?

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**Author:** ![Garfield226](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Garfield226](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Garfield226)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/89 "2000-06-17T22:32:40Z")

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Do you think this is headed straight to threadspotting?

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/90 "2000-06-17T22:33:46Z")

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> Why do you want to perpetuate a stereotype of gold diggers?

What’s wrong with preserving part of our national heritage?

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/91 "2000-06-17T22:36:24Z")

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> Do you think this is headed straight to threadspotting?  
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Does quantity also mean quality?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/92 "2000-06-17T22:36:25Z")

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Is our national heritage that important?

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**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/93 "2000-06-17T22:37:03Z")

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> What’s wrong with preserving part of our national heritage?

How do you propose to do that?

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> Do you think this is headed straight to threadspotting?

Wouldn’t that be cool?  
(time out: Gotta go for awhile.)

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/94 "2000-06-17T22:37:41Z")

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Is there something wrong with mom’s apple pie?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/95 "2000-06-17T22:39:16Z")

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What do diabetics eat, since they can’t eat apple pie?

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/96 "2000-06-17T22:47:13Z")

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> How do you propose to do that?

Care for a slice of Mom’s apple pie?

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> Wouldn’t that be cool?

Is cool a good thing?

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> What do diabetics eat, since they can’t eat apple pie?

Ever have mock apple pie made out of ritz crackers?  
(time out: I blew past my 100th post and didn’t even notice it!)

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**Author:** ![Brunetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/839c29/32.png) [@Brunetter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brunetter)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/97 "2000-06-17T22:50:23Z")

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> What do diabetics eat, since they can’t eat apple pie?

Ever have mock apple pie made out of ritz crackers?

Anyone else think that sounds disgusting?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/98 "2000-06-17T22:56:53Z")

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What else do you do with Ritz Crackers?

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**Author:** ![2nd\_Law](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/f475e1/32.png) [@2nd\_Law](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2nd_Law)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/99 "2000-06-17T23:04:56Z")

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> What else do you do with Ritz Crackers?

Do you think they’re too small to use as frisbees?

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**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-game/22711/100 "2000-06-17T23:07:05Z")

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> Do you think they’re too small to use as frisbees?  
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Aren’t they the perfect size for midgets?

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