# Question posts

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2002, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872 "2002-03-30T04:30:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 9:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/21 "2002-03-30T09:00:40Z")

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Are you going to make me?

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/22 "2002-03-30T09:06:45Z")

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And how?

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/23 "2002-03-30T14:30:27Z")

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But isn’t fighting ignorance answering questions as well as posing them? What would Unca Cecil think of this?

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**Author:** ![cagiva650](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cagiva650](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cagiva650)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/24 "2002-03-30T14:37:01Z")

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Anyone now what’s going on over in the PIT regarding the manny fracas?

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**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/25 "2002-03-30T14:40:30Z")

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Does anybody want soup?

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**Author:** ![Cougarfang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c67d28/32.png) [@Cougarfang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cougarfang)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/26 "2002-03-30T14:42:03Z")

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What sort of soup?

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/27 "2002-03-30T16:38:10Z")

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How about chicken noodle?

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**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/28 "2002-03-30T16:40:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by stankow \*  
> What kind of lunatics would try to make every post a question?

Haven’t you read my thread?

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**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/29 "2002-03-30T16:59:30Z")

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No?

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**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/30 "2002-03-30T17:39:44Z")

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Anybody Got Milk?

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**Author:** ![Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/41988e/32.png) [@Yo\_La\_Tengo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yo_La_Tengo)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/31 "2002-03-30T22:21:50Z")

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Why? Don’t you?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/32 "2002-03-30T22:46:54Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Rysdad \*  
> \*\*How about chicken noodle? \*\*

That isn’t what I want… how about hot and sour soup instead?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2002, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/33 "2002-03-30T22:48:32Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Yo La Tengo \*  
> \*\*Why? Don’t you? \*\*

Of course I have… what about soya milk?

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/34 "2002-03-31T00:34:05Z")

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How do they milk that soya, anyhow? Can I use soya milk to make clam chowder?

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**Author:** ![\_your\_name\_here](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/919ad9/32.png) [@\_your\_name\_here](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_your_name_here)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/35 "2002-03-31T00:40:45Z")

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when can i get these pants off?

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**Author:** ![Bearflag70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Bearflag70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bearflag70)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/36 "2002-03-31T00:44:28Z")

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Does this post make me look fat?

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/37 "2002-03-31T00:46:37Z")

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Was this as good for you as it was for me?

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/38 "2002-03-31T01:37:08Z")

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When does your husband get home?

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**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/39 "2002-03-31T01:41:56Z")

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Will this do?  
I dunno, will it?  
I guess, how 'bout you?  
Why all the questions?  
Why, do you not like it?  
No, now, What is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything?  
How am I supposed to know that?  
Aren’t you Deep Thought?  
No, Don’t you know that I am the Millard Gargantubrain, who can count all the atoms in a star in a millisecond, yet am a mere abacus?  
Isn’t it obvious that I didn’t?  
Isn’t it obvious that I want you to shut up?  
Well, Isn’t it obvious that that was mean and I’m leaving now?

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2002, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/question-posts/100872/40 "2002-03-31T01:56:36Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Anubis \*  
> **Isn’t it obvious that I want you to shut up?**

No, can you make it even more obvious?

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