# Questions for Straight Men about Vagina **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393 "2010-07-20T21:28:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/201 "2010-07-22T21:56:32Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > And in return you people who shave are welcome to see my kinky red pubes as gross, but do you have to reject us as potential partners just because of a little hair? Where’s the love, RNATB? Where’s the love? I think Cartmen has covered the whole “Ginger” issue quite nicely 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/202 "2010-07-22T21:59:27Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > A FOAF told how he was making the dive down on a gal only to be taken aback by her foliage. Beckoning him hither to love’s wilder shores, she reportedly told him “Aw go ahead: it’s nature’s dental floss!” And I got yer toothpick right here baby! Wait, that doesnt sound like I thought it would. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/203 "2010-07-22T22:18:44Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > And I got yer toothpick right here baby! > > Wait, that doesnt sound like I thought it would. Went with the **Really Not All That Bright** model, eh? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![purplehorseshoe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/purplehorseshoe/32/2996_2.png) [@purplehorseshoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purplehorseshoe)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/204 "2010-07-22T22:19:10Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Forget the whole shaved/unshaved: how do you guys feel about [Vajazzling](http://www.completelybare.com/brazilian-bikini-wax.php)? > > 😛 OK, do they _glue_ 'em on? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/205 "2010-07-22T22:39:06Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Forget the whole shaved/unshaved: how do you guys feel about [Vajazzling](http://www.completelybare.com/brazilian-bikini-wax.php)? > > 😛 That describes the procedure, but where’s the image gallery? ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/206 "2010-07-22T23:35:37Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > That describes the procedure, but where’s the image gallery? Do an image search on google. And yes, apparently they do glue them on. ---
**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/207 "2010-07-23T00:37:36Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > Do an image search on google. And yes, apparently they do glue them on. Good, the bedazzler is more like a rivet, isn’t it? Rivets don’t belong near girlie bits. Ever. ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/208 "2010-07-23T01:29:21Z")
> [@elfkin477](#): > > Good, the bedazzler is more like a rivet, isn’t it? Rivets don’t belong near girlie bits. Ever. Depends on if you love her, she loves you & you are both faithful to each other. If you do/are, screw all the rest, as its none of anyone elses damn business. Honestly, you people are starting to measure pubic hair & pudendum like that cop measuring bumpers in _Amercan Graffitti_… :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![optimisticcynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@optimisticcynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/optimisticcynic)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/209 "2010-07-23T01:47:28Z")
1. Why is a woman in her natural form less beautiful than a shaved, manicured form? Matter of opinion. Seen some small and large hairy animals down there but was never frightened enough to go there. 2. If your girlfriend/wife stopped shaving her armpit and vaginal area, would you be OK with that? Would it ever been an issue that could potentially collapse a relationship? Really. Unless there is a dong hiding under there, I’m going in. 3. In your experience, does the vagina have odors that are similar but distinct among ethnic groups? (e.g. Does a black vagina smell different from a white pussy and does that smell different from an asian pussy or indian vagina, etc etc) I agree with the above. Diet and cleanliness are the key to the ‘aroma’. 4. Does the vagina remain relatively taut post-pregnancy? Post-menopausal? Have you ever been able to just not reach climax due to vaginal looseness? Had both and I can always get the happy ending. Too loose? Try another orifice. 5. Does the consistency of a woman’s “climax” during orgasm ever drench a man’s penis similar to how the Japanese depict? Yes. And it doesn’t smell or taste like urine. (Not that I would know what urine tastes like!) * * * ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/210 "2010-07-23T03:32:20Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > That describes the procedure, but where’s the image gallery? NSFW !! (broken link) vajazzlevajayjay dot com /vajazzle-pics/ ---
**Author:** ![Starving\_Artist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aeb1de/32.png) [@Starving\_Artist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Starving_Artist)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/211 "2010-07-23T04:12:54Z")
> [@Flipshod](#): > > Wouldn’t they be calling a whole a hole? Indeed they would (and they are). Thanks for the correction. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/212 "2010-07-23T07:34:36Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > NSFW !! > > (broken link) > > vajazzlevajayjay dot com /vajazzle-pics/ Thanks. They look hideous, as expected. If I ever come across a girl with them though (NPI) I think it would make a great conversation piece. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/213 "2010-07-23T11:48:47Z")
This reminds me of one of the more interesting American Indian myths I came across, from somewhere in the northeast. Three women argued about who had the more beautiful pubic hair, so they had a contest. I forget what happened with the other two, but the winner had help from the hummingbirds, who wove their iridescent colored feathers into her pubic hair. There’s a story you’re unlikely to encounter in your multicultural courses, although I can imagine this done as a sorta sexy Cinderella-like Disney cartoon. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/214 "2010-07-23T13:21:46Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > And yet, when we guys make this claim, we’re repeatedly told it just ain’t so. 😛 Nono, we can get a _mate_, easy. If we just want _any_ mate. Therein lies the rub. (Pun most definitely intended.) ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/215 "2010-07-23T13:35:43Z")
> [@Rushgeekgirl](#): > > And in return you people who shave are welcome to see my kinky red pubes as gross, … OK- let’s see 'em, then I’ll determine if they’re gross or not. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/216 "2010-07-23T14:03:58Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > If I ever come across a girl with them though (NPI) I think it would make a great conversation piece. It’s rude to talk with your mouth full. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2010, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/217 "2010-07-23T16:12:02Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > This reminds me of one of the more interesting American Indian myths I came across, from somewhere in the northeast. > Three women argued about who had the more beautiful pubic hair, so they had a contest. I forget what happened with the other two, but the winner had help from the hummingbirds, who wove their iridescent colored feathers into her pubic hair. > > There’s a story you’re unlikely to encounter in your multicultural courses, although I can imagine this done as a sorta sexy Cinderella-like Disney cartoon. Huh, I was expecting a variant on the squaw-on-the-hippopotamus punchline… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/218 "2010-07-24T00:34:04Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > NSFW !! > > (broken link) > > vajazzlevajayjay dot com /vajazzle-pics/ That’s…interesting. :eek: (You’ve got to wonder, who came up with this idea, and how they presented it. “Hey, I had a great idea for a new service we should offer: glueing tiny rhinestones on women’s girly bits!”) ---
**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/219 "2010-07-24T00:59:06Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > Vaginae. > > (I was going to say this as a joke but to my surprise, it’s actually the first plural listed in Merriam-Webster’s. I’ve never seen it used) I’m _so_ glad. For a moment there I thought the world had only one, and that all you boys had been there. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/220 "2010-07-24T01:26:31Z")
Re: vajazzling–I’ve been penazzling for years, so I don’t see the big deal. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393.md?page=12)