# Questions for Straight Men about Vagina **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393 "2010-07-20T21:28:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 12
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/221 "2010-07-24T01:34:35Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > That’s…interesting. At 18, I would have SO been there. Think of it ! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/222 "2010-07-24T01:46:57Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > That’s…interesting. :eek: > (You’ve got to wonder, who came up with this idea, and how they presented it. “Hey, I had a great idea for a new service we should offer: glueing tiny rhinestones on women’s girly bits!”) I have to wonder how desperate Jennifer Love Hewitt had to be to be their spokesperson. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/223 "2010-07-24T01:57:36Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Re: vajazzling–I’ve been penazzling for years, so I don’t see the big deal. No kidding. Why do you guys think wood glue was invented in the first place? ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/224 "2010-07-24T02:53:09Z")
Amateurs… I just use a sharpie. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/225 "2010-07-24T03:27:21Z")
Oh holy fuck. Gods smite me if I ever start bedazzling my pussy. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/226 "2010-07-24T03:44:00Z")
^^ Oh come on MOL! I think this would make a fun party. We all get drunk and paste sparklies one each others’ good stuff. Whee!! ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/227 "2010-07-24T03:44:25Z")
I thought it was kind of taken as read that those who vajazzle are already touched by the gods. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/228 "2010-07-24T03:46:40Z")
We can paste some on your “flower” too, RNATB. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/229 "2010-07-24T03:48:40Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > ^^ Oh come on MOL! I think this would make a fun party. We all get drunk and paste sparklies one each others’ good stuff. Whee!! Would this be before or after the admission that we hate our lives and ourselves? ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/230 "2010-07-24T03:50:10Z")
Admit. It. You would totally attend a party where you could drink whisky and help RNATB put sparkles on his frontie. (now let me skedaddle before you throw your glass at me !! 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/231 "2010-07-24T03:52:14Z")
Wait, nobody said anything about whisky. I’d go. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/232 "2010-07-24T03:57:06Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > Admit. It. You would totally attend a party where you could drink whisky and help RNATB put sparkles on his frontie. I thought this was the sort of thing people would just know, but my frontie sparkles naturally. Best put on some sunglasses because I’m wearing my pants a bit loose today. ---
**Author:** ![rolandgunslinger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/cdc98d/32.png) [@rolandgunslinger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rolandgunslinger)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/233 "2010-07-24T03:57:37Z")
I’d hate to choke on one of those beads. ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/234 "2010-07-24T04:16:18Z")
🆒 ---
**Author:** ![Mississippienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d2c977/32.png) [@Mississippienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mississippienne)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/235 "2010-07-24T04:21:10Z")
It makes me a little sad to see the prejudice against unshaven pussies. ☹ I only keep mine trimmed enough for bikini-wearing, and I prefer it that way. My feeling is that I’m a grown 25-year-old woman, not a hairless ten-year-old girl, and if my natural state is to grow a luxuriant bush, then so be it. I feel genuinely lucky that of my sex partners, all but one has been not only willing to perform oral sex on me, but downright enthusiastic! And god bless 'em. There’s nothing less sexy than a man who peers between your legs, sighs, and says, “Eh, I guess I’ll go down on you someday.” Talk about a moodkiller. On the flipside, the others were thrilled to perform oral and were like, “Oh no, it would be my priviledge.” 😃 And guys, I don’t know how to break this to you, but when I go down on men I get hair in my teeth, too. I pluck them out and move on with my life. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/236 "2010-07-24T04:39:26Z")
Bah. I wouldn’t take these responses to heart. Obviously if every guy you’ve bedded, save one weirdo, didn’t give two shits, you’re good. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/237 "2010-07-24T05:17:49Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > I think it would make a great conversation piece. > [@NinetyWt](#): > > It’s rude to talk with your mouth full. Winner! ---
**Author:** ![drachillix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/48db29/32.png) [@drachillix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drachillix)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/238 "2010-07-24T06:30:17Z")
> [@Honesty](#): > > 1. Why is a woman in her natural form less beautiful than a shaved, manicured form? Never really cared > [@](#): > > 1. If your girlfriend/wife stopped shaving her armpit and vaginal area, would you be OK with that? Would it ever been an issue that could potentially collapse a relationship? Might be curious why the change. > [@](#): > > 1. In your experience, does the vagina have odors that are similar but distinct among ethnic groups? (e.g. Does a black vagina smell different from a white pussy and does that smell different from an asian pussy or indian vagina, etc etc) Highly variable within any and all ethnic groups I have cum across 😃 Black, hispanic, white, asian, no patterns noted. > [@](#): > > 1. Does the vagina remain relatively taut post-pregnancy? Post-menopausal? Have you ever been able to just not reach climax due to vaginal looseness? Have had examples all over the board with and without kids. As far as not getting me off, with a condom there were plenty of examples of just could not get enough friction to finish me off, especially if it went for a while. Things start getting pretty wet and friction starts to drop off alot. Without protection, no problem with anyone. ---
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/239 "2010-07-24T06:32:59Z")
If trees had vaginas, you wouldn’t talk to women. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2010, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/240 "2010-07-24T12:54:12Z")
> [@Mississippienne](#): > > And guys, I don’t know how to break this to you, but when I go down on men I get hair in my teeth, too. I pluck them out and move on with my life. Thats the way my SO feels. But she saves em up and knitted me a really nice sweater out of them. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393.md?page=11) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393.md?page=13)