# Questions for Straight Men about Vagina **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393 "2010-07-20T21:28:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 14
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/261 "2010-07-26T17:18:08Z")
That would truly make them America’s Team. ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/262 "2010-07-26T17:41:04Z")
It’d make me think they were a bunch of pussies. Sparkly pussies. Like those metrosexual vampires all over the place lately. Not what I’m looking for in a football club. Enjoy, Steven ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/263 "2010-07-26T17:42:42Z")
If the absence of sparkly pubic mounds is a necessary component of your dreams, I submit, sir, that your dreams are not worth having. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/264 "2010-07-26T19:46:03Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Oh, and major LOLage at not giving head. Yeah, good luck with that. Doing all right so far. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2010, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/265 "2010-07-26T22:46:32Z")
Wow, sequins where there used to be hair! The crabs must be singing the [“Optimistic Voices” song](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_HeUY-A2efl4/SQ8goyemEoI/AAAAAAAACQQ/IbR7DitIn1w/s400/wizard_of_oz.512%5B1%5D.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/266 "2010-07-27T00:58:03Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > > Oh, and major LOLage at not giving head. Yeah, good luck with that. > > Doing all right so far. 🙂 [Serious Skepticism Emoticon] ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/267 "2010-07-27T02:07:32Z")
> [@Guinastasia](#): > > It provided great material on a celebrity gossip board I belong to. Ay, there’s the rub. Source considered. Discussion ended. > [@Guinastasia](#): > > She’s…special. Damn straight. Just not in the way that you mean. And if words can truly have such different meanings, I’m much prouder to be giving orders behind these small cannon of mine than to spend my days mindlessly loading powder to those cannon of yours. > [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > If the absence of sparkly pubic mounds is a necessary component of your dreams, I submit, sir, that your dreams are not worth having. And if, of all of her, all you can manage to see is ‘a sparkly mound’, I submit, sir, that you be aptly named. And therefore as a stranger give it welcome. There are more things in heaven and earth, Horatio, Than are dreamt of in your philosophy. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/268 "2010-07-27T02:57:38Z")
:rolleyes: Did you read her book? I did. It wasn’t an autobiography. It was a dating advice book. 1950s “How to trap a man” bullshit. I needed some serious brain bleach. (Like how to train “your man” into picking out your perfect engagement ring. That was pretty much the sum of her chapter on engagements – The Ring. I almost expected her to start talking about rambling on about “_The Preciousssssss_”) [sub]Has he always been this humorless?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![NinetyWt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/cc9497/32.png) [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/269 "2010-07-27T04:07:42Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > > Oh, and major LOLage at not giving head. Yeah, good luck with that. > > Doing all right so far. 🙂 While reading one of our other recent sex-related threads, I noticed a significant number of ladies don’t care whether or not they get oral sex. I certainly don’t miss it. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/270 "2010-07-27T04:17:07Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > > [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > > > > [@MeanOldLady](#): > > > > > > Oh, and major LOLage at not giving head. Yeah, good luck with that. > > > > Doing all right so far. 🙂 > > While reading one of our other recent sex-related threads, I noticed a significant number of ladies don’t care whether or not they get oral sex. I certainly don’t miss it. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![DivineComedienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c67d28/32.png) [@DivineComedienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DivineComedienne)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/271 "2010-07-27T20:42:40Z")
> [@NinetyWt](#): > > While reading one of our other recent sex-related threads, I noticed a significant number of ladies don’t care whether or not they get oral sex. I certainly don’t miss it. We care. Especially if you expect to receive. If I dated a guy who was reluctant to peform oral sex because he was inexperienced, I’d be more than happy to teach him how. But it would be a deal-breaker for me if he just refused. Oh, yeah…we care. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/272 "2010-07-27T20:45:35Z")
If some dude refused… oh man, cannot compute the possibility of some little shit seriously trying to tell me he’s not going to. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/273 "2010-07-27T20:46:05Z")
> [@DivineComedienne](#): > > [ > We care. Especially if you expect to receive. > > If I dated a guy who was reluctant to peform oral sex because he was inexperienced, I’d be more than happy to teach him how. But it would be a deal-breaker for me if he just refused. > > Oh, yeah…we care. Nothing worse than a holier than thou attitude… ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/274 "2010-07-27T20:47:49Z")
How is it holier than thou to say she cares about oral sex, and a guy being a selfish lover is a deal-breaker? ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/275 "2010-07-27T20:50:31Z")
I believe **billfish** is endorsing your POV, not opposing it. That may just be because I can’t imagine two men in the same thread who deny themselves life’s second-greatest pleasure\*. \*The greatest, obviously, is Fruit Roll-Ups. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/276 "2010-07-27T20:56:14Z")
Oh. Okay, everyone pretend I’m aboard the right trolley. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b38774/32.png) [@Attack\_from\_the\_3rd\_dimension](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Attack_from_the_3rd_dimension)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/277 "2010-07-27T20:58:57Z")
I keep checking in expecting the poll. Is male preference regarding shavage\* a function of the males age? Inquiring minds want to know! Coined that right there I did, I’m like Shakespeare, I am, just like Sarah Palin. ---
**Author:** ![DivineComedienne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c67d28/32.png) [@DivineComedienne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DivineComedienne)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/278 "2010-07-27T21:01:49Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > > [@DivineComedienne](#): > > > > [ > > We care. Especially if you expect to receive. > > > > If I dated a guy who was reluctant to peform oral sex because he was inexperienced, I’d be more than happy to teach him how. But it would be a deal-breaker for me if he just refused. > > > > Oh, yeah…we care. > > Nothing worse than a holier than thou attitude… My point being that, if a guy expects to receive oral but won’t reciprocate, that’s a deal-breaker. As MOL pointed out, it’s selfish to expect to get and not give. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/279 "2010-07-27T21:22:38Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > How is it holier than thou to say she cares about oral sex, and a guy being a selfish lover is a deal-breaker? Hear that great sucking sound? Its my bad pun passing across the event horizion of a black hole before you can enjoy it 🙂 Oh, and BTW, did you know black holes “have no hair”? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2010, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/280 "2010-07-27T21:23:29Z")
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