# Questions for Straight Men about Vagina **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 20, 2010, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393 "2010-07-20T21:28:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/121 "2010-07-22T02:02:32Z")
Okay, who do I have to fuck around here for Diogenes to be suspended? Every. Fucking. Thing. Has to turn into the crazy show when this man shows up. Cut the shit already. Fuck. ---
**Author:** ![gallan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ee59a6/32.png) [@gallan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gallan)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/122 "2010-07-22T02:14:02Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I don’t know. I haven’t tried to smell any teenagers lately. Maybe the underarm odor isn’t there, but they can get pretty ripe if they’ve been playing in the yard. > > I don’t even know what your point is anyway. If you’re saying that underarm odor is an adult female characteristic, then you’re saying it’s a feminine characteristic. My point was that body odor is a natural part of adulthood. Female adults have a natural body odor that they voluntarily cover up with deodorant. By your own admission, they do this, in part, to attract a mate. > [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Toddlers aren’t in the work place and **looking for sex partners**. That doesn’t mean they don’t have body odors. I assure you that they do. Follow the logic? Not everything that occurs naturally on/in the human body is attractive and feminine. Women (and men) voluntarily choose to cover up their body odor in order to be more attractive to the opposite sex, just as some women (and men) choose to shave their pubic hair to be more attractive to the opposite sex. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/123 "2010-07-22T02:14:48Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > Pubic hair is both feminine and masculine. Do you _deny_ that it is feminine? “Expert” indeed. What a shit show. I can’t wait for the link to the pit thread on page 8 of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/124 "2010-07-22T02:16:30Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Okay, who do I have to fuck around here for Diogenes to be suspended? Every. Fucking. Thing. Has to turn into the crazy show when this man shows up. Cut the shit already. Fuck. I’m wondering who he’s blowing NOT to be suspended. ---
**Author:** ![Hakuna\_Matata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a88e4f/32.png) [@Hakuna\_Matata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hakuna_Matata)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/125 "2010-07-22T02:19:46Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Okay, who do I have to fuck around here for Diogenes to be suspended? Every. Fucking. Thing. Has to turn into the crazy show when this man shows up. Cut the shit already. Fuck. Well “I” am not doing anything right now…er…uh..do you shave? 😃 Wait I better ask my wife if this is okay first! All this talk about shaved vs unshaved. Hey it is all good. Personally I believe that women (or men) shave or don’t shave based on what they want to do. Who am I to say it is good or bad, it is what it is. I will say that in my 50 years all the women I have been with have shaved at one point or another, some just out of curiosity. Some loved it, some hated it. It seems it is a pretty personal thing to me. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/126 "2010-07-22T02:20:16Z")
Seriously, Diogenes-the-fucking-Cynic, who fucks with his shirt and socks on. Why is anyone listening to this guy about what is sexy? Fuck me running, already. And try to be a sweaty fat guy with his Hanes undershirt on while you’re doing it. That’s fucking hot. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/127 "2010-07-22T02:28:55Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Seriously, Diogenes-the-fucking-Cynic, who fucks with his shirt and socks on. Linky por favor? I wanna laugh at teh sexpert. Thanking you in advance. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/128 "2010-07-22T02:31:42Z")
Suspended for what? ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/129 "2010-07-22T02:39:01Z")
Nonstop thread-shitting. Plus there should be some rule somewhere stating anyone who fucks through the hole in his boxers is hereby barred from telling anyone, ever, anywhere what is sexy. Failing that, incessant thread-shitting should be some kind of suspendable offense. But that’s the last I’ll say about this here, as I am being sucked into the Dio trap as well, and will no longer participate. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/130 "2010-07-22T02:44:00Z")
Why are you making stuff about me? I never said any of that stuff. And simply disagreeing with people or stating a biological fact is not threadshitting. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/131 "2010-07-22T02:45:03Z")
> [@Rand\_Rover](#): > > Linky por favor? I wanna laugh at teh sexpert. Thanking you in advance. She’s making this stuff up. I guess it’s supposed to sound demeaning or something. I don’t really get it, though. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/132 "2010-07-22T02:51:26Z")
Okay, I only made up the part about you fucking through the hole in your boxers, but I’m pretty sure you do that as well considering you \*have \*said (not making this up) you fuck with your shirt and socks on. You post a lot about your crazy ideas about sex, so your nutty theories shouldn’t be hard to find. Hell, some of them are in this thread. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I wouldn’t go back into the Dio Zone, but here we are. I’m going to bed, though, so I am exiting The Zone now. Peas. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/133 "2010-07-22T02:51:56Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > I like girl hairs. > > I freely admit it’s a preference, a matter of taste. You did that on purpose, didn’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/134 "2010-07-22T02:53:53Z")
> [@MeanOldLady](#): > > Okay, I only made up the part about you fucking through the hole in your boxers, but I’m pretty sure you do that as well considering you \*have \*said (not making this up) you fuck with your shirt and socks on. Nope. Never said it. In fairness, I believe I have said that I keep my socks on. Not my shirt, though. ---
**Author:** ![Rand\_Rover](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/db5fbb/32.png) [@Rand\_Rover](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rand_Rover)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/135 "2010-07-22T02:56:41Z")
> [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](#): > > I don’t really get it Yeah, I know. ---
**Author:** ![Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/8c91f0/32.png) [@Bam\_Boo\_Gut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bam_Boo_Gut)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/136 "2010-07-22T02:59:56Z")
I’ve got a couple of friends who like guys with big dicks - what’s up with that? Do they have big vaginas? ---
**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/137 "2010-07-22T03:03:10Z")
I completely agree with Dio on this. When I was 17, I had to have lower abdominal surgery. The initial shock of being shaved and looking like a child again was something I remember to this day. If you’re not used to your partner being shaven, then yes, it’s going to look pre-pubescent. In this case I don’t think he’s threadshitting. He’s giving his reason for why he feels this way. I think he’s being attacked on this because he’s Dio. ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/138 "2010-07-22T03:09:13Z")
All right, that’s IT! I’m turning this thread around and driving it over to Great Deb…ah, I can dream, can’t I? ---
**Author:** ![Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spectre_of_pithecanthropus/32/12343_2.png) [@Spectre\_of\_Pithecanthropus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spectre_of_Pithecanthropus)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/139 "2010-07-22T03:44:16Z")
**Moderator Note** > [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > > [@Malacandra](#): > > > > No it doesn’t. Shaven grown-woman snatch does not look like little girl snatch. If you don’t like it then that’s your prerogative, but stop trying to paint those who disagree as closet paedophiles. > > I didn’t say that, but it’s false and unnatural to say that body hair isn’t _feminine_. Yes it is. **Dio** , you said exactly that. Let’s review, shall we? **Malacandra** ‘s post is in response to your post #83: > [@Diogenes the Cynic](#): > > From actual biology instead of artificial porn reality. Genital hairlessness is not feminine, it’s prepubescent. Shaving doesn’t make women look like women, it makes them look like little girls. Point 1. The thread is about an aspect of personal maintenance in female human beings. Point2. A prepubescent female human being is otherwise known as “a little girl”. Point 3. You say as much in the next sentence. So trying to claim you didn’t say it will get you nowhere. So I’ll leave you with a couple of thoughts to consider. First, cool it with the blanket pronouncements. I don’t know what your custom title of “Expert” signifies, but the tidal wave of contrary opinion indicates that you are not an expert in this subject. Secondly, jus t stop typing and start reading –re-reading the thread to wit, specifically the many responses your posts garner. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2010, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393/140 "2010-07-22T03:56:44Z")
No. I did not say it. I did not say that the guys who liked it were pedos. never said it. I don’t know what “blanket pronouncemets” you’re referring to, but making “blanket pronouncements” os not against any rule in any case. Nor is holding a minority opinion, especially, when it’s an objective fact. The “Expert” title is a joke. I am not concerned about contrary opinions. They are wrong. I am right. I am not the only one to have expressed these particular opinions in this thread, so why am I being singled out? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393.md?page=6) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-for-straight-men-about-vagina/547393.md?page=8)