# Questions Only thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 101
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2021, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2001 "2021-07-12T21:48:21Z")
Perhaps Capn Crunch? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2002 "2021-07-13T06:25:39Z")
Or how about Captain Kangaroo? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2003 "2021-07-13T13:33:18Z")
Were they killed on the beach by natives, too? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2004 "2021-07-13T16:15:43Z")
Or a disgruntled Mr. Moose? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2005 "2021-07-13T17:37:48Z")
Did I ever tell you that a møøse once bit my sister? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2006 "2021-07-13T18:51:27Z")
No, won’t you tell us about that? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2007 "2021-07-13T20:05:18Z")
Did you not see the historical epic _Monty Python and the Holy Grail_, in the opening credits of which the unfortunate incident is described? ---
**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2008 "2021-07-13T22:27:38Z")
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2021, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2009 "2021-07-13T22:36:49Z")
African or European swallow? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2010 "2021-07-14T05:08:30Z")
The bird or the esophageal activity? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2011 "2021-07-14T13:31:18Z")
And what is your quest? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2012 "2021-07-14T14:27:06Z")
Are you going to ask me my favorite colour next? ---
**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2013 "2021-07-14T14:44:25Z")
Isn’t it possible I’m not quoting from any movie here, but simply had a sincere desire to post on a thread a question where my query by definition would almost certainly never be answered? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2021, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2014 "2021-07-14T17:56:06Z")
Probably? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2015 "2021-07-22T04:02:53Z")
Can’t you just post it anyway, and we’ll see what happens? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2016 "2021-07-22T06:40:04Z")
Don’t we already know what will probably happen? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2017 "2021-07-22T07:25:28Z")
Have you got a crystal ball? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2018 "2021-07-22T07:27:02Z")
Why would you think I have any other than two normal ones? ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2019 "2021-07-22T08:42:26Z")
Couldn’t just one of them be made of crystal? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2021, 1:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2020 "2021-07-22T13:13:05Z")
Would that make him unbalanced, or unusually fragile on one side, or both? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=100) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667.md?page=102)