# Questions Only thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2221 "2021-08-28T07:55:10Z")

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And how are things in Glocca Morra anyway?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 8:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2222 "2021-08-28T08:43:29Z")

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If growing up means it would be beneath my dignity to climb a tree, should I grow up?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2223 "2021-08-28T16:26:23Z")

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Do you think that you shall ever see a poem lovely as a tree?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2224 "2021-08-28T16:42:36Z")

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And who will get me to the church on time?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2225 "2021-08-28T17:37:29Z")

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Are we back to _My Fair Lady_, then?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2226 "2021-08-28T18:47:37Z")

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Do 'urricanes 'ardly ever 'appen in 'Artford, 'Ereford, and 'Ampshire?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2021, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2227 "2021-08-28T21:46:18Z")

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Dunno, are they near a coast?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2228 "2021-08-29T01:27:23Z")

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And does the rain in Spain really stay mainly on the plain?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2229 "2021-08-29T01:35:54Z")

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And will Dover ever move ‘is bloomin’ ass?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2230 "2021-08-29T02:41:03Z")

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There’s a donkey in someone’s way?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2231 "2021-08-29T14:16:27Z")

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Isn’t it elephants in the way more often these days, and not just in Thailand?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2232 "2021-08-29T18:04:59Z")

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Is it really turtles all the way down?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 29, 2021, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2233 "2021-08-29T19:31:44Z")

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Would you prefer, say, cats all the way down?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2234 "2021-08-30T12:33:38Z")

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Or even stoats?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 30, 2021, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2235 "2021-08-30T17:40:12Z")

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And that’s not even _mentioning_ the quokkas, is it?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2236 "2021-08-31T03:19:39Z")

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So we’re back to quokkas again?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2237 "2021-08-31T04:42:14Z")

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That’s why it’s quokkas all the way down, right?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2238 "2021-08-31T05:20:44Z")

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Has anybody here seen a real, live, quokka?

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2239 "2021-08-31T12:20:22Z")

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Alright, who took my damned stoat!? Where is it? Why not just use your own?!

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [August 31, 2021, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2240 "2021-08-31T13:28:28Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Has anybody here seen a real, live, quokka?

Or even a fake or dead one?

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