# Questions Only thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [June 22, 2020, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667 "2020-06-22T15:07:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 118

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2341 "2021-09-27T02:33:48Z")

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Do you have your #2 pencil?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2342 "2021-09-27T03:47:38Z")

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Is a paternity test just another name for a pop quiz?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2343 "2021-09-27T03:59:59Z")

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Do you have any math puns?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2344 "2021-09-27T04:05:49Z")

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If I did, would you have more to add?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2345 "2021-09-27T04:16:19Z")

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Don’t puns like that inevitably subtract from your Doper reputation?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2346 "2021-09-27T05:58:05Z")

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Does this issue run the risk of dividing us?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2347 "2021-09-27T16:14:12Z")

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Are these remarks multiplying like rabbits?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2348 "2021-09-27T16:40:58Z")

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Would you be willing to cosine a loan to expand this thread?

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**Author:** ![Wheelz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wheelz/32/5718_2.png) [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2349 "2021-09-27T18:52:17Z")

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How long are we going to continue on this tangent?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 27, 2021, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2350 "2021-09-27T19:36:01Z")

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What do you think would trigger an answer to that?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2351 "2021-09-28T03:02:41Z")

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Maybe we should table this discussion for other times?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2352 "2021-09-28T17:10:31Z")

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Is an algebra something a mermaid wears?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2353 "2021-09-28T18:56:26Z")

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They’d never use a pun like that in a Disney movie, would they?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 28, 2021, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2354 "2021-09-28T20:24:27Z")

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Wouldn’t it be interesting if they did?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2355 "2021-09-29T03:56:29Z")

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Do you think they might lose their usual “G” rating?

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**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2356 "2021-09-29T06:06:58Z")

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Wouldn’t that be worse than losing a G string?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 29, 2021, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2357 "2021-09-29T16:22:55Z")

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What are you, a musician? Or a comedian?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2358 "2021-09-30T03:17:53Z")

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Couldn’t he be both, and then couldn’t he do his own drum rimshot?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2359 "2021-09-30T03:59:27Z")

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What if he doesn’t play drums, but plays something else instead?

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2021, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/questions-only-thread/911667/2360 "2021-09-30T04:40:03Z")

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You were thinking “glockenspiel,” weren’t you?

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